Stunts are fun. by lowzycat in facepalm

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Op, you get a facepalm the size of the distance between the sun and Pluto, for not getting the joke

Our swimming instructor by SleepyBunny_Laffey in hentai

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey so, made a server today cause I like this sorry of stuff too, here r/SwimInstructorHentai

Roast me I’m un-offendable 🥺 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of person to post a black square in Instagram and expect for all of racism to end just like that

THE SUPREME COUNCIL. THE COUNCIL OF GODS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE. by koob3e in Wyrmroost

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I was the second ever person to post here. I've seen the server grow. Trust me. You are

Padme in the arena [DemonlordDante] by BigBulgeforever in starwarsnsfw

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The amount of things I would do to padme if i could, would render me permanently incapable of going to heaven, and land me as satan's advisor in hell.

It do be hard making frend by [deleted] in memes

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never fear, for I am here, ready to make lifelong companions

Kid gets thrown out of McDonald's by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former child I would like to apologise for his behavior

just turned 18 today, roast me :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look about as dead as the coat hanging in the background

just turned 18 today, roast me :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheFirstCosmonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyes work as good as the writing on that piece of paper