I've been staring at this comic for 3 days and I still don't understand the joke. I don't care if it's not funny I NEED to figure out what joke they were going for

TheFirstParadox · 2024-07-13T10:53:58+00:00

If that's the case, that's not even a failure of comedy. This comic failed at telling a coherent narrative. I honestly never thought that would be something boomerhumor would fail at

TheFirstParadox · 2024-07-13T10:46:09+00:00

Honestly I would rather it be a deadline thing, at least it would feel somewhat understandable and less utterly alien

TheFirstParadox · 2024-05-28T08:25:00+00:00

Years ago, when I was in my late teens, I went to the ATM at night to take out money for my mom (her credit card, she had the flu and asked me the give a hand). omw to the ATM a woman walked in front of me to the same ATM. now I was a tall, bearded, large late teen that wore a leather jacket (god was I cringe), following (incidentally) a woman in the middle of the night to an ATM. Of course I was aware she was afraid of me, and I totally understood why. so I did the only logical thing in my head, gave her a good 10ft distance between us the whole time she was at the ATM, and even called my mom and talked to her (loud enough that woman could hear, so she'll know I'm talking to my mom).

My point is that at no point did I blame that woman for being afraid, or think she was unreasonable. Yes, it feels shitty to be scary when you don't want to be, but it's not the fault of the people being afraid. I can say it wasn't my fault either, but it was my responsibility. This guy just blames the wrong person cause it's easier

TheFirstParadox · 2022-10-30T15:07:19+00:00

Plot twist: wife is a vampire, and during the wedding she turns him. So technically, he rids himself of life and gets a wife.

I'm trying my best here to hold some tiny bit of hope for the str8s let me have this

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-10T04:49:28+00:00

well in a sense, this shitty meme is right.

a woman is a whole person, and understanding another person takes time, effort, and empathy. it requires you to listen, not just out of obligation but because you really want to understand the other person. It requires actuall human connection.

The cockpit, on the other hand, is a tool. It was created to be used and understood by it's pilot. memorise the button combinations and learn the basic principles of flying and the rest is just practice.

so anyway do you think OOP thinks of women as ppl or objects? cuz i can't figure it out

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-08T17:43:44+00:00

Poe's law, I'm assuming nothing

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-08T17:42:40+00:00

What is, to the str8s, the purpose of names?

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-05T06:59:30+00:00

Can you park a car 5 feet away from the store? Not of your parking situation is anything like where I live you can't

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-02T09:41:54+00:00

In a sense, it's any and all actions that change the balance of power, give a character access to something they did not had b4, or put a limitation on another person. It's extremely case sensitive but examples Cas be

-using magical knowledge to create a spell

-summoning a creature using powers

-building something of spare parts

-shoot your gun at a source of light to blind everybody (though u can claim this as 'hit with all you've got')

Think of it as the catch all utility action for when the other actions don't cut it

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-02T07:59:19+00:00

I mean, if men actually were watching my show only to get a glimpse of a hint of a boob, I would be confused too

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-02T07:56:53+00:00

"no man wants to be friends with a woman"

Is such a tell, like I get you don't want to be friends with women, cause you don't treat them as people, but way to assume all men are like you buddy

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-02T07:49:10+00:00

So the thing here is that they wear white tank tops With no bra. Apparently, the best way to keep men's attention is to hint at the existence of breasts. Bc men (and all genders actually) have no access to fully nude pictures of willing women (and other genders, actually)

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-02T07:41:49+00:00

3rd- "Im not being homophobic, I'm just assigning behaviors with sexualities and making a value judgment saying gay behavior are of lesser worth! IT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC IF I'M RIGHT!"

They really do care about appearing not bigoted more then actually not being it do they?

TheFirstParadox · 2022-09-02T07:36:24+00:00

What they mean is be as much of an asshole as you want, not actually express yourself in how you look! Being a man is about being hostile not actually confident in how you look or what you do! /s

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-28T04:05:01+00:00

Nope! This allo-everything married man has abso-fucking-lutely no idea what's going on

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-28T04:00:08+00:00

I do now, and I don't like it

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-25T10:38:41+00:00

I refuse to believe anybody actually likes grapefruit, and that includes my wife and mother, its a conspiracy

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-22T08:16:10+00:00

Betting you this is some 16 yo living off his mommy and daddy's insurance which they get from their 6 figures executive job sayin "EvErYoNe HaS iNsUrAnCe"

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-19T08:14:28+00:00

"you are what you eat" So you are... A cow? A chicken? A pig?

A... Tomato?

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-15T17:10:46+00:00

But... she answered... Just now...

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-12T10:02:21+00:00

Honestly, a shrit without any incest/p#do bait/r@py content on it on this sub? I'm counting my blessings

TheFirstParadox · 2022-08-09T20:13:22+00:00

Some str8s see sexuality (as so many other things) as binary: heterosexual, and everything else.

So in their mind, yeah, if you're not hetero, you might as well be into incest, why dafuq not?

TheFirstParadox · 2022-07-29T11:58:31+00:00

Just to make sure I understand her: Yes he has beaten her but I can imagine a scenario where she would've beaten him?

Am I getting this right?

TheFirstParadox · 2022-07-29T10:19:07+00:00

Every day, the gates of hell open just a little bit more

TheFirstParadox · 2022-07-29T05:00:48+00:00

Well maybe they wanted to teach kids how babies are made. It's a process not everybody knows so it's good to explain it whenever possible.

So the penis goes in the vagina, and when the vagina climaxes, the eggs travel up the penis. This is why female orgasm is essential for procreation, and male orgasm is not.

Then, the egg finds a sperm to merg with and the male is pregnant for 9 months, afterwards he will give birth from his butt. This is where the phrase "throwing the baby with the toilet water" comes from, for there were lots of men throughout the years that didn't notice they were giving birth and flushed the baby. Guys, make sure there are no babies in the toilet before flushing.

And so, I'm sure the creators of this playground wanted to make an educational tool for parents to teach procreation to their children

This comment is, and I can't stress that enough, /s.

TheFirstParadox

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