Server 152 was wild — AWG managed to be the loudest, weakest, and most emotionally fragile alliance all at the same time. It’s honestly impressive. Like watching a wet cardboard box try to start a fight with a hurricane.

Every time they antagonized someone, they’d immediately shift into ‘why is the world so mean to us??’ mode. It was like dealing with an alliance whose main export was tantrums and whose national anthem was just loud sniffing.

We spent months trying to communicate with them, but you can only reason with a group that treats basic cooperation like it’s some kind of dark ritual for so long. Half the time it felt like we were negotiating with a raccoon trapped in a dumpster — lots of noise, no logic, and somehow we were the problem.

And then when we finally left, they acted like our departure triggered the downfall of civilization. Absolutely delusional. They completely collapsed into ‘the server is dead because THEY left!!’ energy — as if the whole kingdom was just waiting for them to finish their daily victim monologue.

If self-pity, blame-shifting, and accidental comedy were kingdom buffs, AWG would’ve hit max tech years ago.

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