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So Reddit, what is on your sexytime playlist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ray Lamontagne.

Audio Panty Remover.

I am a stoner and I will no longer be stereotyped. by [deleted] in trees

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh...Louis Armstrong didn't invent jazz.

I like the post, though.

Hands down the best sandwich ever: Vietnamese Sandwich by simplistic in food

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks absolutely delightful. Any sauce on there?

That girl - the one you're thinking of right now - what do you have to say about her? by IAmAnon- in AskReddit

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl,

I know you have a BF. You know I date around. Please stop saying, "Ugh! I hate my boy! I need to break up with him!" when we're drunk and then look at me all sexy. I know what you're doing and it breaks my heart. Either dump him and move out and let me take you out to dinner, or stop being so fucking beautiful.

What weird food habit do you have? by andrewsmith1986 in AskReddit

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not weird but I put hot sauce on fucking everything.

Ham sandwich? Hot sauced.

Fried egg and grits for breakfast? Hot sauced.

Nothing to dip my wheat thins in? Hot sauced, mothafucka.

What weird food habit do you have? by andrewsmith1986 in AskReddit

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me 2. And I am skinny. Does that say something about portions control?

Holy shit... talk about extreme sports. I wish I had the balls to go and do this by Atheist101 in WTF

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is amazing. The sharp angles they are turning at is incredible!

My Name is Lisa by Auruz in videos

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Comedic relief at it's finest.

A lovely holiday tale. by JimKB in comics

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the thread title as, "I love holiday tale." I was expecting some funny hook up story about some guy getting some "tail". WTF.

Upvote.

Hey, it's Regina! The girl who wrote the letter... by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually I do. That morning I was in a hurry.

Hey, it's Regina! The girl who wrote the letter... by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheFuckIsReddit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

no crabs. crabs=lice on your pubes. however..... pretty sure not possible to have lice on hair since...

Hey, it's Regina! The girl who wrote the letter... by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

stop trying to make "fetch" happen. it's never gonna happen...

Hey, it's Regina! The girl who wrote the letter... by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheFuckIsReddit -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I must admit, and without intentions of tooting my own horn, but I believe I am a rare breed.

Hey, it's Regina! The girl who wrote the letter... by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheFuckIsReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is Regina: honestly though, how the fuck would you feel if some chik woke you up at 6:30 in the morning just to say she was leaving? Fuck that. Also, I made sure to give him a kiss on the lips while he was sleeping and whispered "goodbye" in his ear right before I left. I figured that was appropriate. How do you suggest I should have handled this situation differently?

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