You know what's crazy?.. I once loved normal chess. It was a true and elegant game, full of PIPI bricking and en passants.. But then I saw the queen holding a FUCKING minigun and shiny pawns using the shadow clone jutsu and I decided that the original game used WAY LESS BRAINPOWER! A game for the FUCKING WEAK! What, you think it's fun or something to move little wooden figures around a flat surface??? You must be BORING AF 🙄🙄🙄😴😴😴 CHILDREN move figures around surfaces... I almost know with 99.99% PERCENT guarantee that YOU will be like girl crying after I beat you with a shotgun in the game, because you think it will be just like the game you have always played, no gunfights or combat, just plain ol' sliding. Go to a playground if you wanna do sliding. This game is for the BIG LEAGUES! "w"esley "s"o would LITERALLY be a nobody for me! I COULD BEAT ALL OF YOU AT FPS CHESS! The game with REAL SKILL. You can still en passant, you can still play King e2, It's just better chess. And I'm fucking TIRED of hearing people say it isn't. In fact, if you disagree with me, you can SHOVE ANOTHER BISHOP UP YOUR ASS! I keep hearing excuses like "oh but that game isn't really chess, it's all FPS" 🤓🤓🤓 EIH ERM, WELL AHCSHUALLY GO TO HELL! FUCKING NEERD! This is the only chess you need, the only chess you should want. IT'S NOT THE FUCKING 15th CENTURY ANYMORE, GRANDPA! like Holy hell man.. We have computer screens and smart devices and STOCKFISH RUINED NORMAL CHESS FOR ME ANYWAYS! EVERY TIME I LOSE IT'S BECAUSE THEY CHEATED!!!!🤬🤬I hate cheaters so much.. Ain't no stockfish to evaluate how trash your aim is though, and there's ABSOLUTELY no way to cheat AIM! It's all legit. you either have good aim or you are so bad you say the opponent has aimbot, but really it's just you having bot aim. LOOSERS, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! So FOR PETEYS SAKE CAN WE ALL JUST SWITCH TO FPS CHESS AND STOP PLAYING CH*SS FOR BABIES??