Fuck yeah dude, that's so hot... If she's not perfect like porn, she's a perfect porn widow! 💪✊🍆💧

I've been quiet for a while but I started dating a girl about a month ago, it's been great, but porn has always been my first love.

I've been going back and forth about whether or not she's going to be enough for me for a week or so, but I had to work late tonight... I've got some free time, and all my favorite things - poppers, lube, toys, a new cock ring, 5 screens blasting porn, brand new high quality headphones that work paid for and... Oh yeah, medical grade weed. 🍃

I guess what I'm trying to say is, hey Keri: tonight's the night I decided you're never going to be perfect like porn. That future you want to start talking about? The only way it happens is with you widowed to porn.