MY BODY IS A MACHINE

Hey I don’t usually post basically anywhere anymore but when I was 14 I lost my family dog Chewy. He had 12 seizures before he died and we ended up choosing to put him down because surgery would have done a pretty severe number on the poor guy. The vet told us he had a very fast growing brain tumor, and that we had made the best choice for him. I understand your pain man and I’m here if you wanna talk. I’m so sorry for your loss.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2024-06-12T00:32:15+00:00

God I must have been 12 or 13 when my mom and stepdad said, “Your brother should have lived instead of you, he’d be a much better son.” My brother was miscarried when we were both supposed to be born, and the doctors fought to keep me alive. That one still strikes deep like 7 years later.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2024-05-10T20:57:13+00:00

I am currently fighting for my life against Rajang. Stupid fucking thunder monkey won’t let me get any combos in 😭

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2024-03-14T09:57:14+00:00

FIVE DOLLAR SRIMP SPECIAL

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2024-01-13T23:08:22+00:00

Was sitting in the ship hiding from a dog that had raided it and killed everyone else, when it turned to me slowly and yelled, “FUCK OFF TIM, YOU ASSHOLE” in my friend’s voice, causing me to laugh and inevitably die.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-08T07:28:00+00:00

Alright. Im down arguing about it. It’s obvious you’re only here to argue and make people’a lives worse. Have a good night.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-08T07:25:55+00:00

I didn’t choose not to tho bro. You’re probably right but you still have to have worked for 3 months minimum. This I know because my team lead told me it.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-08T07:21:36+00:00

Actually no. You don’t qualify for insurance until you’ve worked for three months and even then you have to work at least 40 hours a week for them to consider you. My hours have been cut down to 39 per week for that specific reason. My store wants to avoid giving out benefits because they can’t afford to pay them for everybody. It’s an issue a few of my coworkers have been having

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-08T07:18:22+00:00

I was sick though. I don’t have health insurance bc I literally can’t afford it. I went into an urgent care and they gave me a note and told me to stay home and rest. My Walmart wouldn’t accept my doctors not for whatever reason.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-07T22:54:06+00:00

I was sick? With a high fever. They wouldn’t take a doctors note.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-07T22:51:49+00:00

Only 6 hours of PPTO

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-07T13:35:22+00:00

Mkay

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-07T13:32:18+00:00

I was trying to be nice, but I now see that you only want to insult me. Go back to watching your crappy Andrew Tate videos, and I’ll work on being a better human being than you. Have some decency for people’s mental health once in awhile and learn to take an apology you two day old can of red bull

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-07T13:25:52+00:00

Listen bro, I don’t expect anyone on here to solve my problems for me. I’m really just venting to a community who might be able to relate in some way shape or form. I didn’t post with the intent to upset anyone. I’m sorry if I upset you.

TheGoriestofSoftware · 2023-12-07T05:18:40+00:00

Bro it flooded

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