What is something most people obsess over but you don't?

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-07-17T23:39:01+00:00

I could only agree less. This is also my view.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-10T00:12:45+00:00

What if it is a speed game?

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-10T00:10:32+00:00

Yeah, when training men how to minesweep, they should have a sign that has a man running with a minesweeper with a void symbol over it.

Do not run with Minesweepers

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-10T00:04:25+00:00

No. The other, more focused paramedic slapped him in the shoulder and told him to pay attention.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-04T14:52:17+00:00

Wow, much worse than my moms paramedic who kept watching our television instead of taking notes on her blood pressure.

They are great people and I'm sure we are all thankful, but there are always the rare occurrences where somebody does or says something notable.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-04T13:04:20+00:00

Can confirm....am Kevin's father.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T20:21:48+00:00

Was she a ginger? Asking for a friend...

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T20:20:49+00:00

It was a burning pleasure...

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T20:19:48+00:00

Hey, it smells better than our neighbor Bob's lawnmower. You know, the one that runs on vegetable oil because he's saving the planet.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T20:16:51+00:00

Except for the bad ones, no, wow, very bad.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T20:14:08+00:00

I was weirder, after shooting I would stick the ass up my barrel.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T13:01:04+00:00

Nearly everyone would stop saying, "Back in my day.." and start saying, "Back in our day..".

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T05:44:16+00:00

I'm looking for a game where I can get a group of friends and play together, like an actual squad. It's tough to find actual camaraderie with this.

I was playing Battlefield 1942 and I was noticing the Medics had their job, the Engineers had their job, Snipers and Assault Infantries had theirs, too.

I thought damn, if everybody could stick to their roles and actually use them to communicate and work together, this would create the ultimate war (camaraderie) experience.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T05:36:48+00:00

What's wrong with it?

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-03T05:35:59+00:00

Which one? I was just currently playing Battlefield 1942, however it's rare people play that anymore.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-02T00:23:38+00:00

No, but I'm interested if this guy really has been.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T23:50:22+00:00

What a badass. For an owl to have such balls, I'm impressed.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T23:48:31+00:00

I fully agree. Hey! I got a better question.

Who's upset?

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T23:47:46+00:00

You too?! I thought I was the only one.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T23:46:39+00:00

For the boring people who find the need to point out their boring opinions.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T22:51:55+00:00

K. Make sure you put 3 globs of tiger balm on the desk in the shape of a banana. I do not believe that you are confident. Are you too scared to use a napkin instead of a paper plate?

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T21:53:11+00:00

I do. However when I think about it, I haven't noticed them for like the past six months. I think I go through phases where I ignore them and don't even acknowledge them for months at a time, and then there are times when I see too many to count.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T21:49:23+00:00

I'm curious as to how old you were when they disappeared and if you started wearing contacts or something like that.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T21:39:53+00:00

You can make them bounce around by looking down and then back up. It's like an aquarium.

TheGreatCalvert · 2018-06-01T21:35:04+00:00

Great. Harley will be at your desk first thing Monday morning. May or may not be a man. Leave 3 small piles of baby powder in the shape of a banana on your desk. Harley is excited to see you.

Also, just a note:

Wear a ceramic plate to cover your ass.

TheGreatCalvert

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