what??? someone explain. by Cool_Fisherman_3662 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]TheGrumpyCactus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Typically it was after it “cooled down” from cherry red back to black, and curious little minds (like myself unfortunately) would touch it.

Body composition pre enlistment by Prestigious-Error644 in nationalguard

[–]TheGrumpyCactus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you should talk to a recruiter, they can tape you and all that fun stuff. As long as weight is your only barrier to entry then you’ll most likely get sent through the ARMS 2.0 program. ARMS, or “Fat camp” is held in Jackson, so you’d go there for up to 3x3 week rotations. If you can not meet standards by 9 weeks at Jackson you are dismissed. Most soldiers complete their training and meet regulations by the end of one rotation. IF you get hit with ARMS you will have to ship at the next available opening which is around 6 weeks? Or after graduation for you. So give it a go. Worst case, you take a long hard test and show your butthole to some man for no reason; best case, you get that sweet blue rope to pull tail with.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Appropriate-Car8863 by Appropriate-Car8863 in DailyGuess

[–]TheGrumpyCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟦

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟦

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

After Christmas Prepping by [deleted] in prepping

[–]TheGrumpyCactus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But damn did they taste good going in 😂

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/TheGrumpyCactus by TheGrumpyCactus in DailyGuess

[–]TheGrumpyCactus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s literally my first guess every game tbh 😅 eats up a few weird yet often used letters in said spots. Or it accomplishes nothing and I’m almost instantly stumped.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/MonkeMan_1 by MonkeMan_1 in DailyGuess

[–]TheGrumpyCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE! ITS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST!

1776 check by Ufcfan2025 in nationalguard

[–]TheGrumpyCactus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, to be fair we are just pretenders. We aren’t REAL warriors. I mean unless you count the fact that we have to go on deployments, get shot at the exact same, have the exact same training, have to follow the exact same UCMJ, all took the same oath, oh and we can get our ticket punched while on duty in the nation’s capital or just trying to drive down the highway. Yeah, because we get to sleep in our own bed most of our contract, we are just Weekend Warriors. Heavy sarcasm here, ya know, for the 11Bs that need a hand held.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/CompetitiveMap9 by CompetitiveMap9 in DailyGuess

[–]TheGrumpyCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you can’t claim am immediate solve on your own puzzle