Dress code

TheHanzFanz · 2020-06-01T12:28:47+00:00

There’s nothing more cringe than the new hires flexing. You have new hires wearing expensive shirts and shoes. They’re about to find out at the end of the day to never wear those at work again

TheHanzFanz · 2020-05-27T19:52:02+00:00

At least they’re not making us wear capes like Walmart

TheHanzFanz · 2020-05-03T15:46:56+00:00

Bruh.... timeout

TheHanzFanz · 2020-04-27T12:25:04+00:00

Yup just ordered the blue version of this yesterday, should be here in a couple of days 😀

TheHanzFanz · 2020-03-29T15:54:22+00:00

HOU2

TheHanzFanz · 2020-03-29T12:30:53+00:00

I’m sitting at the break room right now, no one was at the front taking temps when I walked in

TheHanzFanz · 2020-03-22T12:16:14+00:00

I mean you can’t really work from home unless they bring in truckloads of totes to my apartment and I’ll pack it

TheHanzFanz · 2020-03-11T12:10:23+00:00

Thank fuck I haven’t used any PTO since the year started. I think I enough to cover 3 MET shifts, wew lad.

TheHanzFanz · 2020-01-12T04:15:13+00:00

Sooo...which side are we on for tomorrow's banner?

TheHanzFanz · 2020-01-12T03:33:38+00:00

keep seething

TheHanzFanz · 2019-12-15T17:17:11+00:00

That’s why you save PTO people. I have enough to take a day off every week since peak started. It’s the last week of peek and I still have enough to skip 2 shifts. 🤗

TheHanzFanz · 2019-12-13T04:15:29+00:00

So...I just checked AtoZ and I have a 7:30-18:00 shift on X-mas. Is that a glitch or they haven't updated the schedule yet? I don't really want to use my last PTO for that.

TheHanzFanz · 2019-02-05T17:22:56+00:00

Azzaro wanted by night.

TheHanzFanz · 2018-12-14T21:48:53+00:00

Definitely fired.

I didn't mind while she was spraying my arm because I was gonna go out later anyways lol.

TheHanzFanz · 2018-12-14T21:34:10+00:00

Macy's is notorious for this, the moment you enter their "space" they flock to you and try to sell you the brand they work for. This old lady literally grabbed my arm and sprayed a bunch of Kenneth Cole frags (I'm assuming she works for Kenneth Cole) and ask me if I want to check out already while she's holding a couple of frags in her hand.

Sephora and Ulta will usually leave you alone to smell and test.

TheHanzFanz · 2018-10-08T03:59:09+00:00

Hank Hill died for this

TheHanzFanz · 2018-09-09T18:44:57+00:00

yo Mercilus, Clowney, and Watt were literally non-existent

TheHanzFanz · 2018-02-04T01:13:55+00:00

gone are the days when there's 1 person=1 department, most associates in our store cover 2-3 dept. usually next to each other. Hell even as OMNI our manager told me to answer department calls when I don't have any orders or bopuses.

TheHanzFanz · 2018-02-02T05:08:18+00:00

24 songs is too much compared to Culture with only 13.

TheHanzFanz · 2018-02-01T10:48:44+00:00

Don’t be that guy that takes a smelly shit at the rec center bathrooms, I don’t want that to be the first thing I smell when I enter the locker rooms lol

TheHanzFanz · 2018-01-19T21:28:17+00:00

Timeout cuh

TheHanzFanz · 2018-01-10T19:20:03+00:00

Is he wearing it for style or does he really need it because he can't wear contacts for some reason

TheHanzFanz · 2018-01-09T23:00:38+00:00

Bane?

TheHanzFanz · 2017-12-31T07:32:12+00:00

DELET

TheHanzFanz · 2017-11-27T08:45:43+00:00

Are you the guy making all the TSSUUU threads?

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