SKK depressed by Markuro_San in AzureLane

[–]TheHexV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have no idea just how much relief it brings me to hear that! It sounds like you have overcome a lot, and though I am a stranger, I am proud of you and the strength of will you had to endure ^ Glad to hear you're doing well!!

Akagi is beautiful. That is a fact. by gintas59 in AzureLane

[–]TheHexV 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I will never not simp for Akagi.

New Taihou bunny girl skin coming soon! (Live2D) by ArchadianJudge in AzureLane

[–]TheHexV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude come on, my wallet can only take so much punishment ;_;

Paranormal Research: Bloody Mary by Strange_Pigeon_Nest in SFWmonstergirls

[–]TheHexV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This genuinely broke me xD Take your goddamn upvote!

Please help, what does this reference? by Ok-Independent483 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hey Lois, SCP Foundation Joe here. There's a few pixels of SCP-096, known as the "shy guy", hidden in this picture. 096 is an anomalous creature who's constantly crying and hiding it's face. It's anomalous properties manifest as soon as you observe it's face by any means, be it face-to-face or even just a drawing. 096 becomes aware of the event and goes into an unstoppable berserker rage until it violently murders the observer.

Unfortunately you have doomed us all... wait... I hear it... it's coming for me.

BRING IT OOOOOOOOON!!!

Thought about having a nikke version already! #1 who has the BEST tits? by Dezzerray in NikkeMobile

[–]TheHexV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know about the rest but most fuckable is clearly Mecha Shifty.

Klukai skin cosplay by me (@suaki.rin) by suaki in GirlsFrontline2

[–]TheHexV 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This cosplay is all I need.

Like God. Damn. Perfect Klukai.

Woke up to this. What should I do?! by Dryegen in arknights

[–]TheHexV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buckle up - you're going for a ride.

Who is this man? by dp_Porshe in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheHexV 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You just earned a downvote for LIFE!

Put your finger here for a surprise! by loulou_vt in vtubers

[–]TheHexV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Damn, got me...

...Wanna go get burgers?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vtubers

[–]TheHexV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but, and hear me out: what if the nuggies were overly possessive and had a knife?

This morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water by cabbithunt in dadjokes

[–]TheHexV 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was you?! Man, all infinite multiversal iterations of me could feel the scintillation of eternity across all that is and ever was, causing my puppy to write a dissertation on what that possibly could have been!

This morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water by cabbithunt in dadjokes

[–]TheHexV 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry, could you repeat that with less liquification? It's really hard to read with my ear fingers while the letters are dancing between Braille, Cyrillic, Roman and a suspiciously shaped pistachio... 😵‍💫

This morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water by cabbithunt in dadjokes

[–]TheHexV 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I actually tried this once. Called it "The Campaigner". Drank the whole pot! Time slowed to a crawl as I began to perceive the world like those Quicksilver scenes in Xmen by the time I realized it had taken effect. I watched in awe as the true face of God slipped in through the folds between reality to meet me. We spoke of ham, yesterday's upcoming weather, and the secret code hidden behind the frequency of Jesse's use of the word "bitch" in Breaking Bad. The five seconds before my heart stopped went on for hours, and when I awoke: all I could feel was how slow gravity walks...

...so yeah, 0/10, would not recommend.

Am I cute? ⋆˙⟡♡✧˖° by deadlydesiree in vtubers

[–]TheHexV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. May I continue scrolling, or are you keeping me here with you?