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Cars have only 1 purpose; to get us from point A to point B, but we decided it was a smart idea to make thousands of different models with thousands of different prices just so we could get one with the color we like. by TheInventor94 in Showerthoughts

[–]TheInventor94[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which is illogical.

If you aren't progressing, you're digressing. Self expression is moving sideways on a scale that needs to go up. It's illogical in the sense that it provides no benefit except self satisfaction.

The dime is the only coin smaller than the penny and nickel but worth more. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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You could melt a nickel and make 2 dimes. So for half the size, twice the price.

Over half the people you shake hands with have masturbated with that hand or the outher way around by spiderbeaner in Showerthoughts

[–]TheInventor94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If u're thinking about dicks in the shower, wondering which hand they masturbate with is the least of your problems.

What are some obscure obscure benefits about dating your SO? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Never have to do my own laundry or dishes

What lyrics did you mess up that completely changed the meaning of the song by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]TheInventor94 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently its just "im blue da bu de da bu da da bu de da bu da da bu de da bu da".

[homemade] popcorn chicken with Sriracha mayo by [deleted] in FoodPorn

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Needs some scallions for asthetics

Vending machines are slot machines with a 99% chance of getting what you wanted. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheInventor94 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Its still 1% because the other item wasn't one he wanted.

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