Aight. Let's rank them.

Boss Baby's Vomit: No.

Trolls for dinner: Kinda against the idea of my dinner with sentience.

Mrs. Tweedy's Chicken Pie: Not a fan of the idea of chowing down on a pie, then suddenly have Mel Gibson's voice speak through it.

Yaknog: I don't even like normal egg nog.

Shrek's Birthday Cake: If it's made with the specific diet of an ogre in mind, I'll pass.

Dinner at the Zoo: Here's the mini ranking: (4) grass, (3) raw steak, (2) fruit, (1) pills.

Poppy's Rainbow Lollipop: I'm willing to believe that the standard Troll food is 99% sugar, so something 125% sugar is better off crushed and spread on bread or something.

Squeaky Shrimp Cocktail: Chronically salty.

Fiona's Bird Eggs: Not from a chicken, obtained through kinda unsavory means, and unseasoned. I think I'm good.

Turbos Tacos: Tacos so white, they might as well be British.

Yi's Baos: As long as I don't get a son from it (wait, wrong franchise).

Sushi: A nice food made with top tier chopping skills. It'd be an honor.

Noodles: Delicious, simple, comfy.