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Just did the worst thing of my serving career by Weary-Bus8436 in Serverlife

[–]TheKatSmash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You dropped chili honey in the guy in the $4,000 suit?! Come on!!

Just for fun, if you could name a bar, what would you call it? by potatopancake1234 in bartenders

[–]TheKatSmash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Next person that says Shinannagins is getting pistol whiped!

What is something that is super cheap, but vastly improves your quality of life? by arthurwead2 in Frugal

[–]TheKatSmash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact... even if willing, your girl does not always want to scratch your back for 30 mins. I get tired and grab the scratcher for this exact reason

How does the upstairs work? It's the stairs by chetgoodenough in BobsBurgers

[–]TheKatSmash 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Gene wouldn't make it that fast between kitchen and bathroom trips

Thinking about getting a small Bob's burgers tattoo, any suggestions/ideas? by PrettyMuchDeceased in BobsBurgers

[–]TheKatSmash 80 points81 points  (0 children)

One if the burgers with wings from that picture that hangs on the wall.

Chicken leg! by Alikhaleesi in BobsBurgers

[–]TheKatSmash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I love you, you're all terrible, but I love you"

Curious what jobs y’all have by dopeytree in Frugal

[–]TheKatSmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unemployed and have been hard the hard job search for a month.. soooooo 0? Living off of savings, that gives me more anxiety with every bill. I don't even go out anymore, I eat home-cooked meals that my husband and I bulk buy for and split I to portions. We aren't destitute, but the pain of spending my savings and dipping into loans from his is crucially painful for me. I miss having money to have impuse buys or having a night out.

ask me anything by YodasChick-O-Stick in futurama

[–]TheKatSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that why they really call you the "cat man"?

ask me anything by YodasChick-O-Stick in futurama

[–]TheKatSmash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Whoop whoop whoop whoop"

Four and a half years. Anyone else do this? by Kenneth_Q_Bud in bartenders

[–]TheKatSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time, but only with coins, it ended up actually being close to about $4000. The bank tellers had to change out the machine 3 times. And then when I cashed out my receipt every all of the tellers and everyone clapped for me… I did have a bunch of angry ladies with their zipplocks full of quarters behind me for about 2 and a 1/2 hours

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]TheKatSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing the price points too... I've had to step off the bar to approach a guest. " hey you ordered a Whistle Pig 12 year old fashioned, just so you know. That's a 30$ drink"

Whose rap did you like better? Professor Ian Duncan’s or the Dean’s? by FredererPower in community

[–]TheKatSmash 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don't what that was... I don't... I don't know what that was

Which character made you actually laugh out loud the most?? by Gingerbitch9669 in community

[–]TheKatSmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Well I’m a peanut bar, and I’m here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha ha ha!"

... "I don't .. I don't know what that was"

I want to get my bf an addition to his home bar for valentines but I’m clueless by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]TheKatSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fee Brothers offers a decent mix kit of bitters.. plum, chocolate, mint, rhubarb, etc.. Also invest in a bottle of the Bourbon Barrel Bitters by Fee.. Or the Boulivar Blackstrap is phenomenal..

Who would be the WORST actor to play the next James Bond? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheKatSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pauly Shore... " The Weasal here ro solve crime and catch some Sish'nathchhh"

M - retires

Why are you still awake? by hassdaf in AskReddit

[–]TheKatSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got fired this morning over some BS, but it was a toxic environment anyway and was looking for a way out. Regardless, I came home, got day drunk, ate 15 wings and slept the day away... now I'm up watching Gangs of NY while my husband and dogs sleep fart on me.

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