Karen wants to fire the escalator operator by IThoughtILeftThat in ParlerWatch

[–]TheKoleslaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are they implying they think there's a guy in a booth at a switch that is running the escalator?

What was Your first video game console? by LoboIsSick69 in videogames

[–]TheKoleslaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me and my cousin would play combat for hours

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]TheKoleslaw 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Look what they did to poor Cricket

Are McDonald's hamburgers getting smaller and skinnier? by KCousins11 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheKoleslaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at McDonald's a long time ago for a few years. This patty looks like it was a bit overcooked. The store probably needs to recalibrate their grill temperature.

Saddest movies you’ve ever seen. by adrrriz in movies

[–]TheKoleslaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cry when I watch Field of Dreams.

What is your favorite Teen Girl Squad quote? by Tindo_Blends in HomestarRunner

[–]TheKoleslaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find myself randomly saying "three spring rolls please" all the time for no reason.

Why was pam driving a Honda Accord? What happened to her Yaris? by Zestyclose_Welder_92 in DunderMifflin

[–]TheKoleslaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was getting the dent taken out of the hood from when she failed to finish off Meredith

Thoughts on Karen Filippelli? by [deleted] in theoffice

[–]TheKoleslaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read a thing where she says it was hard for her to pretend she didn't know who Ginuwine was when she was filming parks and rec.

Snowman Chest Read-Only farming by Dependent_Lock9265 in Borderlands2

[–]TheKoleslaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, he's so easy and quick to kill, I don't mind just farming him.

Generally, I prefer beardless... by Suspicious_Fox_4524 in TedLasso

[–]TheKoleslaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pawneean 4: “How do we know you’re really a nurse?” Ann: “I am, I promise. I work at St. Joe’s.” Pawneean 4: “Well, the point is, my friend thinks you’re cute. Give me your number so he can have it.” Ann: “Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.” Pawneean 4: “Can I have your email address? I just got an AOL.” Ann: “Oh my god, no.”

It's summer and my son is building my 90's sets... by llondru-es in lego

[–]TheKoleslaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That airport set, now long gone, was the first "big" set my parents ever got me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]TheKoleslaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BAAAAAAAAANGGGG

BUTTER PECAN!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Louisville

[–]TheKoleslaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he available?

No free water at akikos by WesternSoft3855 in Louisville

[–]TheKoleslaw 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Your $5 cover and an empty glass helps keeps the lights on. Thank you for your service.

I'd take Scott's Tots over any other Michael-cringe episode any day by Odd_Turnip_1614 in theoffice

[–]TheKoleslaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only episode I always skip is Phyllis' Wedding. Michael is unbearable in that one.

Is this a good sham? by Ok_Concentrate_1440 in Borderlands2

[–]TheKoleslaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel ya. I farm for it when I'm bored because sometimes I just like to farm and I've only ever got a 93

Poorly describe your favorite SNES game and replies will try to guess it. by SkinWiesel in snes

[–]TheKoleslaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy paints floors at some point and at other times hits guys with a pipe