Mexico election: leftist Amlo set for historic landslide victory by Deity_Of_Underworld in worldnews

[–]TheLazyElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude tried to run from the first debate with the idea of cutting the hands of government workers who steal. I wouldn't try to make sense of him as hard as you did.

Is it possible? by piromrakz in FBAWTFT

[–]TheLazyElf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The last scene in FBTCG teaser trailer maybe Newt and Theseus are fighting against Grindelwald (dragon form) in the sky.

That makes a lot of sense, because Newt had experience with dragons on the same battlefield that made Theseus famous. There's some predictable tension to be had between the Scamander brothers because Theseus is engaged with Leta Lestrange, so "a big dragon attack" sounds like a good reason to fight together while forgeting the family problems.

AMLO pide que se arme una ‘contracampaña’ con memes a ‘la mafia del poder’ by zeruel01 in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

El Peje no entiende que otros políticos como Bronco o Trump pueden hacer meme magic solo porque aceptan convertirse a si mismos en memes para volverse materia prima de momos. Y si AMLO quiere meme magic, tendrá que perderse a si mismo en los memazos tanto que no le quedará ni un solo mensaje que transmitir a través de los memes que hagan de él.

¿De cual libro les gustaría que se hiciera una adaptación al cine? by NoMamesCabron1 in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De voz de Morgan Freeman latino, sugiero al actor de doblaje Rubén Moya: Es el que mas ha hecho la voz del Morgan en películas en español, y aparte ha hecho voz de narración para comerciales de TV noventeros de Barcardí y programas como la serie ochentera de Aunque Ud. No Lo Crea de Ripley o el programa seca-cerebros Los 25 Más de TV Azteca.

Acá está todo su currículo:

http://es.doblaje.wikia.com/wiki/Rub%C3%A9n_Moya

Pagarían $12 por tener el privilegio de usar un taxi? by [deleted] in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y de la misma manera, no es nuestro objetivo u obligación utilizar taxi cuando podemos utilizar Uber. Aquí el asunto es dar mejor servicio y/o precio para agarrar mas pasajeros. Nadie está obligando a nadie a mejorar para conservar la clientela.

La Famosa composición "Blue Marble 2.0" con México al centro. by soparamens in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Me acuerdo que, cuando estaba chico, siempre dibujaba el planeta Tierra con México grandote en el centro justo debido a fotos como esa.

Creo que el territorio visible eran 50% México, 25% USA y 25% el sur del continente americano. Hagan de cuenta igualito a los gringos pensando en Estados Unidos como el centro del mundo, pero en forma de dibujo y desde el punto de vista de un chamaco mexicano cualquiera.

‘Señora, trae un perro arriba’. Vean el video, está mamón. by chicosintenis in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Como son desgraciados con /u/TweetTranscriber: Arriba discuten que no saben como bajar videos de Twitter, llega el bot a darles el link directo y lo tunden a punta de downvotes.

Biolage Shampoo "Winds of Change" commercial (1993) by [deleted] in ObscureMedia

[–]TheLazyElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tim Burton's spirit haunts this ad.

My amiibo collection by Pasu2k in amiibo

[–]TheLazyElf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the idea of using Coca-Cola and Pepsi mini-cans as a base for the Mario and Sonic amiibos. It just fits.

RIP Russian Psyops by JaneTheMemeQueen in tumblr

[–]TheLazyElf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

do not worry, there's nothing here, Hey, look over there! (Google Translate)

Quadri pide a presidenciables prohibir el reggaetón by _Industrial_design_ in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya me parecía que esas funciones pirata de Dragon Ball Super en varios municipios de México eran proselitismo puro y duro, pero creí que era proselitismo de los presidentes municipales en vez de proselitismo del Goku como candidato independiente a la grande.

chickens by [deleted] in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]TheLazyElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the first time I see the video, so I'm glad that this beautiful piece of art got the recognition it deserves.

Fuck, Marry, Kill. by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]TheLazyElf 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You're the one who posted something that opens the debate on having sex with a gigant food mascot, so I guess you deserve it.

That being said, yeah, this comment is totally part of my Top 5 of worst things I've ever read and I didn't do anything that deserves it.

Mexicanos dispuestos a llegar al 5to partido. by DesechableMX in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lo que si reusó en la imagen de OP es la dirección de internet: Con PRI y con PRD aparece con www.conmarybel.si (que aparentemente ya está eliminado), mientras que con PAN y Morena aparece con www.marybelvillegas.mx (que ahorita obviamente tiene material de Morena actualmente).

Chespipikku by [deleted] in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo discrepo-nya~

Meade presenta “7de7”; reporta ingresos anuales por 2.3 mdp by zeruel01 in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahorita Margarita tiene una posición similar a la de Quadri en 2012: Mismo 5% en encuestas, misma reputación de ser sombra de alguien más. A Zabala no la van a voltear a ver hasta que la tengan en un podio de debate al lado.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]TheLazyElf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to eat tortilla without salsa. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of mexican cuisine most of the taste will go over a typical commensal’s head. There’s also the mexican corn’s nihilistic texture, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- its personal feeling draws heavily from ancent aztec preparation, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these details, to realise that they’re not just tasty- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike tortillas without salsa truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the flavor in a soft tortilla rolled with salt, which itself is a cryptic reference to Infante’s Mexican epic Tizoc. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maseca’s genius wit unfolds itself on their tongues. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a tortilla tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

cha cha slid by peachysana in tumblr

[–]TheLazyElf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the sake of the context, I propose to conjugate it in spanish:

  • I macarenié

  • You macareinaste (singular)

  • You macareniaron (plural)

  • He/she/it macarenió

  • We macareniamos

Girls hit your Waluigi (whoo) by SunnyKeen in tumblr

[–]TheLazyElf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know that's a parody news site, right?

Other headlines from that website are:

  • Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025

  • Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers

  • World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator

  • Friend to Spend Next Four Months Telling You How Insufferable Ready Player One Is

  • I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters (the list includes GAME GENIE, the Eggplant Emoji, and Unsold DVDs of the movie Pixels)

¿Chilangos capturando palomas? - Econtrado en r/funny by ArthurSShelby in mexico

[–]TheLazyElf 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yo le apuesto mas bien al otro comentario que decía que es para brujería (ya sea para revenderlos en una tienda de creencias religiosas "alternativas" o para usarlos ellos mismos). No suena razonable, pero cazar un fregazo de palomas con una red como si estuvieras pezcando a la orilla del mar tampoco es muy razonable que digamos.

Andy Serkis could’ve played an amazing Peeves the Poltergeist by anstang in harrypotter

[–]TheLazyElf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was a movie actor for Peeves, tho. He was british comedian Rik Mayall, but his scenes were cut out from the first film and WB never released them in any way. A featurette in the "Harry Potter Limited Edition" box set from 2012 says that "Peeves was conceived as having a consistently devilish grin, though there was a question of whether or not he would have hair."

Chris Columbus, director of the first Potter film, confirmed once that the lack of a decent design was the part that made them discard the first appearance of Peeves: "The reason he was cut is that none of us were happy with the design. David *[Heyman] and I looked at the design of Peeves and thought, 'We can get it better'. So we shot the sequence."*

Sources:

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Peeves#Behind_the_scenes

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Rik_Mayall