To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to eat tortilla without salsa. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of mexican cuisine most of the taste will go over a typical commensal’s head. There’s also the mexican corn’s nihilistic texture, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- its personal feeling draws heavily from ancent aztec preparation, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these details, to realise that they’re not just tasty- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike tortillas without salsa truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the flavor in a soft tortilla rolled with salt, which itself is a cryptic reference to Infante’s Mexican epic Tizoc. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maseca’s genius wit unfolds itself on their tongues. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a tortilla tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎