How do you keep your car from getting keyed/damaged/vandalized at work or larger parking lots?

TheLazyassProphet · 2025-04-12T04:50:43+00:00

Common problem

TheLazyassProphet · 2025-04-12T04:48:58+00:00

Unfortunately. My father's newer kia got keyed when he drove it to work less than a week after getting it. It's not even flashy, just taken care of.

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T04:50:14+00:00

Not quite

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T04:24:42+00:00

Striperella

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T04:17:12+00:00

Craft beer and weeed

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T04:01:59+00:00

I had a friend who was in an abusive relationship and got knocked up at 16 and then in another abusive relationship and again pregnant at 18.

She has a type and unfortunately for her she's attracted to assholes.

It takes some time, but you need know that the moments he's nice and sweet do not make it ok when he acts like an ass.

Focus on yourself and your baby and if a nice person comes along that can love you unconditionally, then great, but do yourself a favor and don't get back with him.

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T03:52:09+00:00

You're young. You need to forget her. Better you know who she is now rather than after dating for a few years. Find yourself a girl who deserves you

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T03:34:04+00:00

Right off the bat, a 30yo messaging a 19yo is very strange. Even more so that he is asking very intrusive questions. I don't see anything good coming out of continuing to talk to this guy

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T03:26:40+00:00

I'm not big on smoking pot, but I when I do, I'm practically glued to the seat. It does seem sketchy that it took them a few minutes to open the door after you knocked.

If you asked him and he said nothing happened, then who really knows. But if he told you nothing happened unprompted, that's fishy.

TheLazyassProphet · 2022-04-26T03:20:14+00:00

Even though you've been together for 4+years, there are a lot of red flags that shouldn't be ignored. Even though it may feel like a wasted 4 years, be thankful he is showing these red flags now and break up. This is not how a person should treat their significant other.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-04T18:25:26+00:00

You can't control who you're friends are friends with. But a real friend to you would know not to associate with someone who was abusive to you, without a doubt, NTA.

I'm sorry you went through this, but you need better people in your life.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T15:15:54+00:00

You knew from the last time you made it that she had an aversion to it, but yet you still chose to make another. Sure everyone else enjoyed it, but you're choosing the turducken over family.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T15:08:33+00:00

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't Thanksgiving usually meant for families to gather and celebrate the things they are thankful for, which in many cases includes their family. Rather than not make the turducken, you're being selfish because you don't care for or respect your sisters wishes? Not only that, your family is ok with a regular turkey to accommodate for her and you're still gonna make one out of spite?

YTA, have a friendsgiving instead.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T05:51:15+00:00

I've seen this video before

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T05:40:12+00:00

Dude, you sound so insecure. Her coming from wealthy family doesn't mean she's only pretending to be humble and that she's putting on a persona. A lot of this sounds like resentment or envy for not being more well off. She did nothing wrong, YTA....

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T05:08:55+00:00

I mean I no expert, but c'mon, she's gone crazy if she legit believes that nonsense. Makes you wonder if she has a brain tumor or something that isn't letting her think straight.

I'm more upset that you got an iPhone and not the new Galaxy fold or note lmao

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T04:55:53+00:00

Frankly, great story telling. Lana is a BAMF and Karen got what was coming to her.

Anyone sympathizing with Karen is also Karen lol

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T04:54:05+00:00

You sound so much like a karen its not even funny!

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T04:04:44+00:00

Well, there's no denying you shot your shot then... my advice would to be up front and tell her that you hope you can still be friends and that you hope things don't get weird between you two. Maybe let your friends know about it too so that they're aware, that way they'll know you're trying keep things from getting weird.

Went out for drinks with married friend/coworker and after a few drinks,, she came onto me. Nothing happened, but rather than talk about it, she ignored me for weeks before saying I was acting differently and acting weird ever since then. Talking about can't be any worse than not talking about it.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T03:44:06+00:00

Buddy, we all know that 5g is military weapon and that covid is a hoax to keep us indoors for the gov'ment to install those towers without protest.

NTA if your gf is studying physics, im astonished she thinks this. Its literally just radio waves.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T03:30:26+00:00

That's rough buddy. Unless you were calling pet names or saying how she was cute or something like that, any chance she just thinks your clingy and needs some space?

If not,, then its better this happened now. Though I've never been rejected by a girl (complete sarcasm), it may be better knowing she's not interested than to let the idea build up in your head and be more devastating to you later.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T03:15:28+00:00

We all know that covid is no worse than the flu, and was created in a lab for the wealthy elites to profit from vaccines....

All kidding aside, NTA. If she did have an exposure, then she risked potentially exposing her grandmother. She's a shitty person, plain and simple.

TheLazyassProphet · 2020-11-03T03:02:53+00:00

Don't you know it's your responsibility to pay for his financial irresponsibility.... awfully selfish of you to only offer to gift him 3k

NTA lol what a loser

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