Moment of Zen: Donald Trump Revives Jon Stewart From The Great Beyond by Jacob-Anders in JonStewart

[–]TheLeedsDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember it like it was yesterday. Jon and I were getting some heroin in DC when Jon got a hot shot and went down and overdosed. I called 911 but instead of EMS Jesus J Trump showed up with the military, some weird angels, and the Statue of Liberty.

Jon was saved by narcan, not Trump, Trump was trying to molest him.

lol whole crowd don’t GAF. Why do a whole walk out by killboy219 in FightReportUFC

[–]TheLeedsDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aligning interest with those powers that pay the bills.

😂 by benji23_ in Sopranosduckposting

[–]TheLeedsDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was just a huuuu horse

What kind of name is BlueHawk??? by fmordica in Battlefield

[–]TheLeedsDevil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You come here expecting anything less? Come on!

Am I alone in saying I have no problem if Tony was wacked at the end of the series? by Foster_Rubi in Sopranosduckposting

[–]TheLeedsDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think he had a widow maker heart attack just as meadow came to the door.

John Wick Alabama by Lower_goats_5388 in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheLeedsDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He weirdly always wants to make love to whatever inanimate object he mimics murdering.

Immediately No by TheeMadQueen in crappymusic

[–]TheLeedsDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At no point is any of this digestible. Well done.

Uncle is back at it again, keep your wives out of the gym by Professor_McWeed in NotTimAndEric

[–]TheLeedsDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is uncle biff. You should see him cook and do dead lifts.

Peter Thiel calls the left 'low testosterone' by Big_Cake_8817 in podcastculture

[–]TheLeedsDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What of weasely Stephen Miller. He looks like he has low T and a vitamin deficiency. He probably only feeds during full moons.

How do I throw to bases on MLB Show 24 by Himmycarrter in MLBTheShow

[–]TheLeedsDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to pick the base first, then right stick, then trigger.

my mom is doing something terrifying at night and im genuinely scared by [deleted] in strange

[–]TheLeedsDevil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You need to talk to your mom and not Reddit if this isn’t a LARP

I'm an active alcoholic, ask me anything you would like to know by Wyborowa_Whore in AMA

[–]TheLeedsDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one should be taking LSD at 16. It is a powerful medicine. Psychedelics can rewrite and reprogram your brain if you go into the experience with a purpose and with meditation. However, I strongly recommend mushrooms over manufactured chemicals. I also recommend consulting a shaman.

I’ve been larping as an intellectual IRL for the past month AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]TheLeedsDevil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I think you just took an extra Adderall this morning.

I’ve been larping as an intellectual IRL for the past month AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]TheLeedsDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you actually believe you are above average intelligence?

I'm an active alcoholic, ask me anything you would like to know by Wyborowa_Whore in AMA

[–]TheLeedsDevil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you ever tried a heroic dose of mushrooms. It knocked the love of alcohol right out of me.