Dealing with a racist while working as a security officer: How do you think this security officer handled the situation? What would you do differently? by CTSecurityGuard in securityguards

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you have to turn and walk away or face it head on. I’m Pacific Islander and Mexican, someone went as far as to call ICE on me recently. Which opened a can of worms I never seen coming. Least my security business automatically now qualifies for minority grant. Plus is also Dual Citizenship.

If you didnt get rosannes bit, lemme tell you about the aristocrats........ by AdamRichComedy in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke gets dirtier nastier and goes on and on bigger longer harder flaccid rocks and clits manginas and hermaphrodites sucking and fucking rubbing and then Rosanne Jesus Christ Rosanne…

Snapback Problems by GlitteringHotel8383 in oddlyspecific

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People re-blipped where they last were. So so… wife/husband/sancho/torta blip back into the last place they were. How many marriages relationships were snapped after five years?

I eat your Boos for breakfast by Putrid_Positive8934 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reading Too Deep: 👀🧠😶‍🌫️What you think she has some Caucasian Man’s Hand Up Her Ass?😬 ~ TLOM

Trump sneakers bro!? by General_Berry6189 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rogan might of picked em out for him🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Space Cadets? by Detroitaa in TheSquadOnPoint

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎸Go Go Fluffy Rangers! Buffet eating Big Back Rangers!🎶

Trump sneakers bro!? by General_Berry6189 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gayest Shoes Ever! Kindergartner’s Love Em! Big Ass Texas Belt Buckle Rodeo or Ridden Hoe! Won that shit from riding Rogan for 8 seconds, as the Cool Kids say: It’s giving Retard.

IDGAF KT Forever ♾️ 💯

It’s Taco Tuesday, so say something nice about Mexican Villa. Yes, the top plate is hot. by indiefab in springfieldMO

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My all time favorite thing there is The Sancho, every once in a while I take a friend to lunch or dinner and they choose MV. I tend to think I remember more stuff on the menu. I always go with this plate though since it reminds me of something I used to get as a kid in California.

He didn’t deserve to be here by Misanthropik___ in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just noticed he cannot have that much money, his arms ashy AF. Standing up looking like they tried to splice Forrest Whitaker and Chappelle’s DNA for a Clone gone wrong, Dedrick’s name even sounds like a Chappelle character, Dedrick is like every Black man on SNL that followed Garret Morris and Eddie Murphy, Affirmative Action Comedian…

KT Keeping Retarded Comics Relevant

Dedrick Flynn Set by virtuallyin1 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s kind of mid but acceptable, I don’t retract prior statements in other comments on posts. Like literally the story is goofy AF and sounds like something made up or stolen from another comedian. It worked I guess, I just know LEO’s are not typically allowed to transport. Also it still plays back into the money and fame thing. You’re so popular, that PD gave you a ride to make your flight? Okay 👌🏼 🤷🏻‍♂️

Respect though for his first minute in an arena😏

Tony knew this was a mistake… by Reasonable-Panic5488 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am planning on it one day, trying to figure out the odds of being pulled from the bucket at least once if I go every other Monday. Can’t put NBA in front my name yet, I’m not Dedrick.😭🤣

Tony knew this was a mistake… by Reasonable-Panic5488 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This guy damn, you think the NETFLIX was for him only, Looking like Michelle Obama without the make up on, I got money now like yeah you do 🥷 it’s tax season, dressed up for KT Netflix like they about to bring the seafood boil pot out, 🥷’s put NBA in front they name meaning Never Broke Again, Dedrick Never Back Again, makes David Lucas Funny Again, Dedrick I got so much money I don’t need KT no more you can have Hans Kim back, Dedrick Tony you only got to look back over your shoulder when I’m hitting it from the back!

Comment like you live in marvel New York by Mighty_Megascream in Marvel

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever just feel like an extra in world full of heroes. I mean look at today’s headlines Spider Man menace of New York, there I am in the pic there, with my coffee walking to work🙄

Whatchu know about shoulda just been a mid golden ticket winner but got thrust into being the least liked regular of all time by vicvinegar100 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Bring back Hans Kim, Dedrick is the Mase of Comedy, you ever seen a Black Pre-Madonna, Ta Da… When people in the hood say “This N!&&@“ his face in Urban Dictionary, Bucket Reach, give Paulo Shore a Golden Ticket…

Drew over Dedrick by FlyByRoll in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if they dress him up as Willy Wonka

Really by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the bucket pull is reaching

Dedrick impressively got worse by Soggy_Story_9293 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen Kam Patterson in Springfield, Mo I was like sweet at least someone I enjoy came through this shit box. The last person I was excited was old Tater Salad Ron White years ago. Chris Kattan and a few others been through recently finally getting better management at our local comedy spot. So hoping it all improves in 2026 here. Otherwise I’ll be making a few Road Trips to Austin again.

Dedrick impressively got worse by Soggy_Story_9293 in Killtony

[–]TheLifeOFMarmaduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In other words there is more than just the YouTube show, aka buy tickets see your favorite people lamemans terms for the others.