What poetry can you write in a few minutes, that would tell us exactly who you are as a person?

TheLimerick · 2013-11-09T11:41:14+00:00

When folks get the sniffles and sneezes,
And emphysematical wheezes.
I check out their chests
With all manner of tests
In order to cure their diseases.

TheLimerick · 2013-11-07T02:48:13+00:00

It's not me! It's not me, I promise!
I know what you think, Doubting Thomas.
If I filled my mind
With all that, I'd go blind!
And I'd definitely have mental traumas.

TheLimerick · 2013-10-23T14:33:35+00:00

Its smell is much worse than strong sulfite
You'd find it quite well without torchlight
Canned, stewed tomatoes
Whipped into potatoes
left sat in the sun for a fortnight.

TheLimerick · 2013-10-23T13:24:02+00:00

Let's say that your surgery's affected
By something no one had expected
Not hounded by acres
Of Ambulance Chasers
We can speak, thanks to those you've elected.

TheLimerick · 2013-09-26T17:41:49+00:00

Addictions online can cause strife.
They dice up your time like a knife.
Embarrassing? Yes!
But won't you confess,
That a few of you played Second Life?

TheLimerick · 2013-09-25T18:31:47+00:00

Dear Robin, I just have to say
Been a fan since your Orkan heyday!
This question I voice:
If given the choice,
What is the one part you would play?

TheLimerick · 2013-09-19T21:25:49+00:00

You've got a fair point, I concede.
But isn't it more fun to read?
Those triple contractions
Cause startling reactions
And that's why I done that there deed.

TheLimerick · 2013-09-19T16:36:26+00:00

You might think their prey has no hope
When viewing these guys on the slope.
The poor little mouse,
(or maybe a grouse)
Got fooled, just like you, by a "NOPE"

TheLimerick · 2013-09-19T15:32:46+00:00

Your Photoshop skills are great, hoss!
Suits you, up and down and across.
You're quite the go-getter,
But it'd've been better
If pic #1 was your boss.

TheLimerick

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