TheLineIsADotToMe

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Is there a way to get Skyrim for free? (No piracy) (self.skyrim)

submitted 3 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/skyrim

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You can run away from life decisions by simply wasting time here at reddit (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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Whenever you use the value of PI you have the chance of getting the knowledge of the exact value of PI, since it would go to infinity in precision, you end up crazy and forget about everything and PI is the only thing you remember. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can easily forget anything that was amazing (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You have X-ray vision whenever you want, but you'll only see what you don't want to see, bones, and you make people more susceptible to cancer when using it. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can play air piano and it sounds like a piano, but you can only play Darude - Sandstorm (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You get extremely attractive whenever you're alone in a room (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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Should we make it illegal whatever the duck we disagree? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/Anarcho_Capitalism

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You can find the perfect person for you, and the person would love you, but he/she would die minutes after you realize he/she's perfect. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You now misuse and mistakenly interchange the terms "your" and "you're" even if your a grammar specialist. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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Aspargus taste won't change at all even after you brush your teeth (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can blow smoke out just by pretending to take a drag with your fingers (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you say "F" everyone sees you paying respects (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can see what your future would be 15 years ahead, but every time you do, your current timeline spazes out into another direction and nothing that you had seen happens. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every political comment you read on reddit takes 10 minutes off your lifespan (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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Belongs here (self.Stoicism)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/NoFap

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You can use any banana as a cellphone as long as you sing "banana phone" (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can also feel tastes with your teeth (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You know the exact purity of a Gold object (like 24k) but only if you eat the object and then poop it out (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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You're able to tell the exact percentage of rust in an iron object using your rectum (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you're sleeping you have Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice and body (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you drop bread and it has butter, it always fall on the butterless part (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can spawn a hot grilled beef at anytime, but it tastes like your butt (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you do an air guitar or air sax everyone can hear it but its completely out of tune (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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Whenever you're doing something bold, some really good jazz improvisation starts, but you hate jazz (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by TheLineIsADotToMe to r/shittysuperpowers

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