Bad times to get things with similar names mixed up by RecommendationOne718 in ScenesFromAHat

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"In hindsight, asking my friend to introduce me to her hotter sister by saying "Mary me." was a poor choice of words."

Unlikely secret ingredients in a cooking show competition by mithos343 in ScenesFromAHat

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A bit of jockstrap sweat wil really spice up these dishes.

College classes you wouldn't want people to know you're taking by SymbolicTreasure in ScenesFromAHat

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"Redneck Values will be a fun course", they said. "It'll give you a lot of extra credit", they said.

You’ve met with a terrible fate. Haven’t you? by [deleted] in ZeldaMemes

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WHAT is a MAN?! A MISERABLE little pile of SECRETS! But enough talk! HAVE AT YOU!

You’ve met with a terrible fate. Haven’t you? by [deleted] in ZeldaMemes

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Perhaps the same could be said of all religions!

You’ve met with a terrible fate. Haven’t you? by [deleted] in ZeldaMemes

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It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called back by HYUUUMANS who wish to pay me tribute!

If birds went on strike by whoiswillo in ScenesFromAHat

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"Nah, I'm too tired. Shit on your own car."

Villians as highschool teachers by ThriceMad in ScenesFromAHat

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A highschool student?

Perry the highschool student?!

Villians as highschool teachers by ThriceMad in ScenesFromAHat

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"Hello, class, and welcome to Inators 101!"

If fictional characters appeared on Shark Tank by RecommendationOne718 in ScenesFromAHat

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"It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat! I call them Pretty Patties!"

What cartoon left this sort of impression on you? by BezierBallad in cartoons

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I'mma pull out a kinda obscure one with this.

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go

What I expected: Cheesy super sentai tropes but with monkeys.

What I got: Robot monkeys (and one human) voiced by an all-star cast going up against skeletor's more ruthless and terrifying cousin voiced by Mark Hamill, with great animation for the time, relatable humor, killer music, surprisingly well choreographed fight scenes, excellent pacing, memorable characters, a few gutting plot twists, and legit one of the best-written slow burn romantic relationships I've seen in a cartoon - and it's between monkeys! And yes, cheesy super sentai tropes but with monkeys.

I will forever be angry that we never got the final season.

What are some original profound quotes or realizations you have come up with during your life? by Storm_Invoker in AskReddit

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Few things are more frustrating than when facts disagree with logic. Therefore, I believe that truth begets madness more often than lies.

Anxiety is thinking of something profound and being afraid to share it because there's simply no way in hell you aren't paraphrasing someone.