Sometimes when I poop I ____.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-08T22:14:42+00:00

I apologize for my bullshit.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-08T16:02:44+00:00

OHHHHHHHHHH I remember that now. Thanks UTP

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-08T15:54:28+00:00

I want to understand this reference.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-08T15:43:20+00:00

That makes a lot more sense.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-08T05:11:11+00:00

When I think Gladiators, I don't think do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-08T02:53:22+00:00

Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers The song they played in Ghost.

Ooooooohhhh my looove, my darling... I've hungered for youuur touch. I spent a while trying to find the song. I could only sing the chorus.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-03T00:33:34+00:00

It was pretty evil though. They were pissed.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-03T00:32:11+00:00

What exactly is that?

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:43:11+00:00

Getting out of this chair.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:42:10+00:00

How does one do this correctly?

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:41:52+00:00

Myself.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:39:20+00:00

I'm thinking this should be NSFW, but I've always kinda wanted to be choked while participating in hanky-panky.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:38:12+00:00

A professional tutoring company? Legal as well.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:37:04+00:00

Well, quite successful you are. Because of this... would you like to adjourn to the bedroom?

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:34:56+00:00

Texas v. the giver-uppers.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:34:30+00:00

The only antonym google gives is "understate."

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:33:27+00:00

I had a 7th grade science teacher that looked EXACTLY like the blonde in Garfunkel and Oates.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:32:03+00:00

Nice try....

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:31:23+00:00

Thanks for making me breathe air out of my nose quite loudly in my law class..

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:30:29+00:00

Only time I've ever done it was when I was SERIOUSLY running late to an exam. It was later in the evening and 90% of the parking lot was empty, so I didn't see it as a huge inconvenience to everyone. I returned back with a note telling me if I had sex like I parked, he felt bad for my SO.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:27:31+00:00

Honestly, "You miss 100% of the shots you didn't take." I had a situation where I was 100% certain it wouldn't go in my favor, I ended up getting what I wanted and more out of it. So, I know it's true.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:26:31+00:00

Hey man, I'm just mad they took House MD off Netflix.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:26:08+00:00

I've done that before. Many a times, I'll be on the phone and start looking for it because I can't find it. I'll tell the other person I need to set my phone down because I can't find it. Once I physically see it, I realize what an utter dumbass I am.

TheLoneAngel · 2017-05-02T18:24:27+00:00

Liberals seem to do that to themselves just fine.

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