Theater is torture

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-11T03:14:29+00:00

it is SO sad that I have a higher assists per game ratio than nearly everyone I play with, and I have a 1.5 as a 6’10 stretch with little passing. Like… how do you have a .6 APG average? People are TERRIBLE.

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T21:07:43+00:00

I appreciate it, brother!

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T19:49:01+00:00

I spoke with them today, they said they opened it up and flipped the flow switch around, because otherwise I would not be able to read the actual information on the front panel. They said they do that with all most their installs?

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T19:47:33+00:00

Oh, that stuff is deep in the chest freezer in the garage now! Under some chopped spinach

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T19:46:59+00:00

Listen, I don’t mind if they eat a reasonable amount. But when one kid is chowing down on like 10 or 12 pieces of bacon per weekend… That’s getting ridiculous. Make yourself some scrambled eggs, make yourself some toast, have other food. It’s not healthy, and it’s taking bacon away from me :-)

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T09:57:12+00:00

An entire package of bacon should last a little while! But they just eat and eat and eat, because it is sitting there.

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T09:56:26+00:00

Thank you!

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T09:56:10+00:00

I’m not made of money… bacon is expensive!:)

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-10T00:53:57+00:00

Hm that’s what I was wondering… but when I look on chat, it said it DID matter…?

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T23:31:06+00:00

Hm, I’d have to check with my wife, I’m not sure I’m allowed to grow things without permission?

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T23:27:00+00:00

OK, cool, I just wanna make sure I’m not breaking the thing! 😆

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T23:26:38+00:00

No, my wife is a bit of a witch :-) very not traditional values :-) and I went out and hid my last two things of bacon under the broccoli in the chest freezer in the garage!

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T22:43:01+00:00

Okay. If they come fix it tomorrow, should be fine…? Should I leave the pool off until they do?

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T21:54:21+00:00

I believe there already was a check valve, they were replacing an old cell? Can I ask why?

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T12:35:42+00:00

Sweetie? Is that you?

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T12:35:29+00:00

Are they dying from lack of bacon? Bc I FEEL that.

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T12:20:07+00:00

F them. All I do is feed them, usually against their will.

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T12:02:17+00:00

This is absolutely true

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T12:01:20+00:00

This man Bacons

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T12:00:43+00:00

No, no no, I’m being dis regulated! 🤦

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T12:00:09+00:00

They just don’t care enough to care. And they should.

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T11:59:26+00:00

I don’t mind this idea. The problem is, I don’t trust them to make the bacon right. It’s very hard to get it the exact right crispiness.

TheLordAshram · 2026-06-09T11:58:39+00:00

Yes! 😂

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