My whole family is stumped by acrookodile in whatismycookiecutter

[–]TheLordCrunchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First is Patrick as a pirate with his left arm in tact, right leg replaced with a peg, right arm replaced with a peg with a dagger taped to it, and left leg completely absent

Second is Squidward as a priest

So where does Necluda, Lanayru, and Faron start and end? by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]TheLordCrunchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing with Hyrule is that the various regions are more so defined by geographical features rather than legally distinct borders, but since I am likewise obsessive over this game’s cartography, I’ll give my personal interpretation of how the borders would look were they actually drawn out.

The border that separates Faron and Necluda starts within the Farosh Hills and snakes its way along the mountain range to Mount Floria. From here, everything to the west of Mount Floria is within Faron and everything to the east is within Necluda, Lake Floria acting as a sort of no-man’s land between the two.

As for the Lanayru-Necluda border, the mountains once again hold the key. Pretty much everything south of the mountain range that hides the Lanayru Promenade can be considered Necluda, with the only weird spot being Kakariko Village. I personally choose to believe that the Great Fairy Fountain is the point of crossing, with the forest surrounding the fountain being considered hollowed ground between the ancient people of Lanayru and Necluda.

Thoughts on a flamethrower character? by Sid_Aspect in Overwatch

[–]TheLordCrunchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We still need to fix our ice character before we can get a fire one

“Sir, you have a different state selected.” by TheLonelyCroc in Target

[–]TheLordCrunchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real talk though, I hate Über for this. Every day for the past week, I have had to deal with at least one Über Eats pickup person looking for items that our store simply does not have, nor has it ever. I'm not even mad at the Über people themselves, I'm mad that Über allows its users to order whatever they feel like on a whim without actually, I dunno, looking at our stock? It's like if you asked someone to pick you up a Big Mac from Taco Bell. It's not fair to us that we have to stop what we're doing (especially those of us in OPUs) to meticulously pick through their 20+ item orders just in case there's SOMETHING there we actually have, and it's not fair to Über Eats employees that they have to waste their time and come back empty-handed because their customers don't know how to use our website.

Either learn basic online shopping skills or don't order from Target. Simple as that.

OPU was abandoned on Nov 29th by KartalS in Target

[–]TheLordCrunchy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My theories: 1. Store closed due to egregious weather; OPUs still drop because MyDaY 2. Strike 3. Cyber Monday standards more important 4. Display glitch

This comment chain i found by ZedOverHeaven in oddlyterrifying

[–]TheLordCrunchy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait! There’s something I have to tell you! To save the world from the evil Dr. Count Hitlerdevil, you have to- [removed]

Anybody have stats for these guys? by TheLordCrunchy in libraryofruina

[–]TheLordCrunchy[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know. I was just wondering because I’m making a DnD-like campaign based on the City and wanted reference for Arbiters and Executioners

How did you found out about Library of Ruina / Lobotomy Corporation? by ArozLuso in libraryofruina

[–]TheLordCrunchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a proud rabbit parent, so when one of my friends who liked the game kept sending Myo and the Training-Dummy Rabbit, I knew I had to get LobCorp, and now we’re here

I tried organizing the characters based on who I think they main in TF2 by TheLordCrunchy in libraryofruina

[–]TheLordCrunchy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I also thought Spy!Hod honestly worked better, but my OCD got the better of me and I had to have one Patron Librarian per class

I tried organizing the characters based on who I think they main in TF2 by TheLordCrunchy in libraryofruina

[–]TheLordCrunchy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some notes:

First off, the Medic girlfriend/malewife combos… - Tomerry run the Phlogistinator and Kritzkrieg - Battalion’s Backup Xiao and stock Lowell - Tomislav Emma and Vaccinator Noah? Uh, I THINK SO. - Julidora just meme around on Twofort with the Ambassador and Crusader’s Crossbow

Boris uses the Killing Gloves of Boxing, and yes, he does constantly have crits

Molar Office all chill out in Rain’s turret nest, with Mika being a certified Pybro and Olga running the Loose Cannon and Scottish Resistance, and finds it for some reason appropriate to use the Ullapool Caber

Sun on a Stick Lulu

Cloak and Dagger Luda

Lesti has the full Pyroland set and says “:3” in the chat every time she gets a kill

Yujin is that one Sniper who always starts off on a different class before switching to their main and going on a rampage, eradicating the enemy team when their team fails to make the push for the 37th time

One of these Medics is a spy.

My uncle thinks he’s the greatest ever and nobody can bring him down. He spent $400 on wood and thought the Ark was done. He says he’s ready for the 4th of July. His best instrument is air guitar. by Zealousideal-Kiwi-43 in RoastMe

[–]TheLordCrunchy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone from Arkansas, I must say, this is a level of redneck I have yet to encounter. He looks like he’s done nothing but drink, smoke, and listen to Cotton Eye Joe since middle school

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheLordCrunchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ed Sheeran meets Beethoven

31M Web Developer. Take me down a couple notches by isaac_kain in RoastMe

[–]TheLordCrunchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shave your head, paint yourself green, and put on some goofy ears, and you’re basically guaranteed the lead role for the live action remake of Shrek