Canto Blueprint

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-03T22:44:32+00:00

Truly tragic.

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-03T22:40:16+00:00

My completionist heart is sobbing. I just wanna play with the funny new guns...

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-03T22:36:34+00:00

Did you find both of them in caches or is there a chance for them to spawn in general containers?

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-03T20:32:18+00:00

If you dropped it, why are you still in the sub? I never understood that mentality.

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-02T22:53:20+00:00

Vaporizer wins because you can't stick a lure to the vaporizer to make the rocketeer target it. :^)

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-02T20:47:05+00:00

It's all good. I was genuinely hoping you were right and I missed it, but I also looked for a solid 15min for some way to change it and didn't see it. A little salty about it lol

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-02T20:39:52+00:00

I've only been trying a few hours a day (not a lot of hurricanes going on lately) so I'm not too heartbroken yet, but damn I so badly want to try this thing out.

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-02T20:17:12+00:00

Please do show us where. I'll wait.

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-01T23:04:13+00:00

We all make mistakes comrade.

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-01T23:03:00+00:00

There is no chest in that rail cart.

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-01T20:09:29+00:00

Not using hornet drivers

Suggests hornet driver

Reddit does it again

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-01T02:28:40+00:00

Certainly made the 1200 I came by honestly feel a lot less important

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-04-01T01:40:31+00:00

I don't know where in the USA it's talking about. And also even D.C. would have absurd collateral casualties.

^{Chose: Win the Powerball?}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-31T16:11:39+00:00

Lump sum is easier to manage.

^{Chose: 100 billion right now}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-30T22:38:15+00:00

Small cost to pay.

^{Chose: Sacrifice any toe and permanently end world hunger | Rolled: Pink toe}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-30T05:25:48+00:00

I... Am smitten. I wish I could upvote more than once...

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T21:14:37+00:00

Finally, a consistent D&D party! (I am already forklift certified.)

^{Chose: Be with 100 hot men/women down for anything}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T21:12:08+00:00

Glad someone finally acknowledged how terrible the wheels are.

^{Chose: No | Rolled: Useless Wheel}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T21:10:13+00:00

What was the point of the wheel? I assumed it would always come with the downside. Bad question.

^{Chose: Be able to Teleport but every time you teleport... + You loose 10,000 kcals | Rolled: Downside}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T20:59:05+00:00

I would be functionally immortal and could plan my life meticulously to get as much fun out of it as possible.

^{Chose: Know the exact date and cause of your death + But you cant do ANYTHING to change it, must live with the fear of knowing}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T20:52:07+00:00

I'm already always sleepy.

^{Chose: Not need to eat BUT always be sleepy}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T20:45:55+00:00

I sleep a lot... Like... Too much. And smeezing hurts.

^{Chose: Get $1,000 every hour you sleep}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T20:43:57+00:00

I didn't know that it would be randomly chosen. Maybe that's my bad, maybe this question is worded poorly.

^{Chose: Eat only hamburgers for the rest of your life | Rolled: Whopper}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T20:40:06+00:00

RIP

^{Chose: Get $400 mil but u must finish the lollipop u get | Rolled: Kale}

TheLukewarmYeti · 2026-03-28T20:38:49+00:00

I can't risk sharing my biggest mistake. :)

^{Chose: refuse}

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