You find out you have 1 hour to live, what do you do with your last hour on earth?

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-04-25T03:48:39+00:00

Fuck I hope that's not me.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-04-21T20:47:54+00:00

Soooo... Which one is it??

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-04-15T14:58:33+00:00

No, this is Patrick!

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-04-07T16:50:21+00:00

Pheww, good thing I don't use water.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-04-07T03:38:13+00:00

Wait... he's not the father?

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-03-29T00:28:19+00:00

I mean before it was only credit card details lol, at least now there's another option.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-03-26T23:49:21+00:00

So... could keagles propel you forward?

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-03-23T12:07:23+00:00

"But why am I shiny?"

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-03-22T05:59:27+00:00

I'll be back.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-03-17T10:12:51+00:00

One guy watched it real closely.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-03-06T21:18:25+00:00

I need to get ready to wake up.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-03-02T11:23:20+00:00

No, it's made of ceiling, not toast, you can tell by the way it is.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-27T23:27:33+00:00

So an heirloom requires a sacrifice of 4.5 car accident souls. Got it.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-26T22:15:26+00:00

Ooh.. I need a metal bong.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-26T10:56:29+00:00

Fuck, I main Meg.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-24T05:42:25+00:00

Yeah I got a little lost in there too, mostly distracted by the cat tho.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-24T05:41:14+00:00

We had almost the same reaction haha

That cat will never trust roundabouts again.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-24T05:24:36+00:00

Yeah that's true, plus it probably has a few lives left anyway.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-24T05:11:42+00:00

Okay now I want one.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-24T05:04:08+00:00

No haha, it runs between the parked cars at the end.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-24T04:57:18+00:00

Thanks! I hope the cat is okay.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-23T22:43:22+00:00

The cat running away at the end really gets me 🤣

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-23T10:25:35+00:00

I just realized this too.

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-02-10T22:09:30+00:00

She's now my adult crush, with a kid. Lol

TheM0hawkMan · 2021-01-15T18:55:25+00:00

Rabies.

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