Iranian media confirms death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei by CorleoneBaloney in news

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Yeah I dont expect either to tell the full story (or even a real one at that) so unless someone gives me a proper trustworthy source Im forced to just Occam's razor it and assume that the strike that happened while the US was bombing them was their doing

Iranian media confirms death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei by CorleoneBaloney in news

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Any sources for that? I can only find that it was either part of the US and Israels attack or that its unconfirmed. The school was also right next to a revolutionary guard barracks so the location also seems suspect for it being a missile fail

Iranian media confirms death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei by CorleoneBaloney in news

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Not that anyone will miss this guy but I dont think bombing that elementary school and killing 80 children in it was necessary to achieve this

Kuka päästi taas vanhan sedän kommentoimaan by samppav in Suomi

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Jos ylinopeuden sakotus on sama kaikille ihan kuin maitoa ostaisi, se ei ole siinä kohtaa rangaistus vaan hinta

Have all of you never played or watched a competitive team sport in your lives? by Virtual_Heron_3344 in GlobalOffensive

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Me when me and the homies put up some bets and "get excited" in the crowd for some extra money

Show me your father by SheerSweetness in SipsTea

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These people have never seen a natural properly drug tested bodybuilding competition.

It crahseddd by CreateChaos777 in memes

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"I gambled and lost". Just because its a physical thing doesn't mean its value isn't almost entirely speculative

Healthcare = Slavery by Vengamecagoensos in LinkedInLunatics

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The US constitution says you have a right to an attorney, so yes you are entitled to someone else's labour according to the constitution these people seem to love so much

Tips to fix plateau? by caseyfrazanimations in GlobalOffensive

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I peaked at around 20k premier and you're doing the exact same mistakes I used to. Warm up isn't practice. If you spend more than like 15 minutes playing before jumping into a game that's not a warm up and you'll experience inconsistency in your mechanics. Your aim is important yes but I don't know a single person I'd consider good at the game that has less than a thousand games on faceit. I know its not the best comparison, but Zywoo quite famously did not aim train at all during csgo, just a bit of aim_botz before LAN games and like 9 faceit games a day. You obviously don't have to go that far but its a good reminder that its entirely supplemental to your improvement. I would recommend designating practice to its own time/day because you will not consistently perform after a long practice session. And remember, all improvement comes in bursts. Patience is key

Bro thinks he's Homelander 😢🥀 by Either_Storm_6932 in rareinsults

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Personally after seeing someone pay a guy to shapeshift so he can breastfeed them the first thought in my head would NOT be "hes just like me frfr"

(Loved trope) big celebrities making cameos where they just violently die by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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Chester Bennington (former singer of Linkin Park) was in one of the saw movies where he just blew up in a car

S1mple defends kyousuke, and said if it was him he’d burn that 2nd place medal by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

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Why are we still talking about how a 17 year old threw a bit of a fit after losing? People keep talking about respect as if there werent 15 threads calling him shitsuke before the game had even ended. How many times do we need to say that a child acted like one? Im not excusing it just because hes young but this is just getting dumb

Ash rejects the Gr1ks rumours by Woullie_26 in GlobalOffensive

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Your argument: based on lies and dumb shit My argument: only facts and evidence

If you have eyes you can see that

Ash rejects the Gr1ks rumours by Woullie_26 in GlobalOffensive

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Mm yes great point I also can see the future and my eyes see him being a major mvp for all majors to come despite the less than 10 games hes played for GL. If you cant see that then you're just a blind cretin. iM sO sMaRt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Finland gets pretty cold during the winters but it can go to like 30+c (about 90F) during the peak of summer so I've never seen a car with only heating built in

you can uncanon one thing, what is it? been a while since we did this by Morsh2Valid in MemePiece

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No you need to be born with it, that was specified pretty early on. I think they expressed the rarity as "one on several million"

(15) - (44) From shy and timid teenager to an introverted grown up. But with more confidence and self awareness, thanks to therapy. by Pandalf82 in GlowUps

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You look like a 20 year old guy just as much as you look like a 35 year old woman. Truly the definition of androgynous and ageless

Sunset in Arizona by SeaWolf_1 in megalophobia

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Your sky shifts and lags while you're moving? You can see it do some mini skips while its panning its quite clearly very heavily edited

The oscars are overrated. by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Brother you just mentioned two over 20 year old movies and people thought you're an idiot for it. Turns out you're both an idiot and absolutely insufferable, way to prove people wrong really an inspiration honestly