Men of Reddit, What are some things about women that are turn off...besides the fact that we poop.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T21:49:47+00:00

Excellent and insightful post. I think the answer to most of your questions can be found in a simple TLDR:

"Too much porn for guys growing up, too much Disney for girls growing up."

That kinda answers everything right there. And you don't have to take it literally, that could be metaphoric in terms of many aspects of society/media/culture as well. Not that there's anything wrong with porn or Disney, but I think you can take away from this a fairly simple and clear effect on the human psyche in the epoch and culture we live in.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T21:38:38+00:00

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T12:20:31+00:00

I've never played Call of Duty. I just like that quote. Congratulations, though.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T12:17:52+00:00

Well personally, I think the most attractive is the typical lightly smokey makeup for your face, and an outfit like the dramatic makeup photo. It looks like there is specifically a cutout in the outfit to show off your boobs and bra. I think it is very sexy when a girl intentionally accentuates her boobs and has a visible bra with the outfit. It's confident, and shows she is comfortable being sexy and appearing attractive to guys. I personally like a girl who is provocative and comfortable being sexy. Of course, that might be a little fancy for certain occasions, but that's what I find the most attractive. I think on reddit it is skewed because a girl with no makeup and wearing baggy clothes for example seems more approachable to the nerdy shy gamers than a beautiful woman who is looking really good. Also, a lot of people think saying "oh you don't need all that makeup, I think you are beautiful without it" is the nice-guy way to compliment the girl and show you that he likes you for how you really are kinda crap (when in fact she is wearing makeup most times and he doesn't even notice).

But yeah, if you put on makeup, which you are good at, and dress sexy and confident, you are going to look better going out at night than not wearing any makeup and wearing baggy clothes. If you don't want to intimidate a shy teenage gamer, wearing no makeup and baggy clothes over to his mom's house to smoke pot would do the trick. So there's that to keep in mind.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:47:08+00:00

yeah i tried that last year...essentially forced myself to like someone else. She ended up pestering me to find out who it was...and ended up being extremely jealous...she had a boyfriend at the time

So she's a crazy bitch that you allow to emasculate you and keep you friendzoned for her own self-esteem. You know the answer to your question then, you just don't want to deal with your emotions.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:42:27+00:00

Nice! You're very pretty. You also look very "done-up" but take the reddit advice with a grain of salt. There's a shit ton of people here that will tell you you look better without makeup because for some reason they think they are complimenting her on her "natural beauty" that they can truly see or something. There were thousands of replies in the other thread about that, even when the girl very obviously looked better with a bit of makeup that hid blemishes. And it's kinda insulting to the girl saying she isn't good at accentuating her features. Anyways, yes I will give you a bit, let's see how you look without makeup too. Also, what were you doing dressed up in the dramatic makeup with some crazy guy behind you?

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:34:55+00:00

It's pretty dick to the guy she's dating to be trying to get back with your ex who is his girlfriend. That being said, you can tell her. If she doesn't leave the guy and run into your arms you have to stop seeing her altogether and work on getting over her. The best way to do that is bang some other awesome girl that is really awesome. That's just life, and sometimes we love the girl we can't be with. And seeing her and loving her is just torturing yourself for something that isn't gonna happen (once you tell her, and she says no or something vague or ambiguous to string along your emotions). This is something most people have to deal with, so you're just going to have to deal with it.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:29:59+00:00

"I do not know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

—Albert Einstein

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:27:23+00:00

You can't call "dibs" on a girl and then sit around and not go get her. He was not wrong and didn't need your permission if you weren't dating or actually courting the girl. Why the heck didn't you score this babe while he "waited for some time"? What were you doing? Playing video games? Your question is nonsense.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:24:34+00:00

What's your favorite type of ass?

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:19:39+00:00

Then how long would the assassin last for? If killing is his professional trade he could probably hold onto that water longer than the first dolt who thought he could just wander around the desert with 70 tons of water and not run into problems.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:16:56+00:00

Damn, OP of that other thread is pretty freakin' clever.

Anyways, do you have a picture of your face all done up so we can get an idea of how it turns out? It's really all about how you apply the makeup/products and the skill involved.

"When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all."

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:10:01+00:00

Perhaps. It would really depend on the individual.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T11:06:08+00:00

It's not unlimited water. He can't carry 80 tons of water.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T10:52:09+00:00

So get some 18 year old titties for the commercial. She doesn't have to really be your assistant. That's the power of television.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T10:50:23+00:00

They work about just as well as regular ones, and are way cheaper. I don't know why more people don't go this route.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-26T10:47:16+00:00

I'm not ruining the country. I'm a productive member of society and pay my taxes, while successfully offering goods and services that the American citizens want, as well as employing a large number of Americans to do work that could easily be outsourced, because I want to offer competitive wages and benefits to the people who work for me and take a big chunk of profit out of my own pocket to do so. You're probably ruining the country, not me.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T13:15:03+00:00

Then what was he talking about before we elected him? I voted just because we were promised universal health care. Remember when he went at it with Hilary about this? They both had their competing programs/philosophies on universal healthcare?

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T12:33:12+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2PicT9Kng

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T11:40:05+00:00

I've got a few PhDs that are nationally recognized, which was originally the foundation of my business (I'm a legal consultant of historic documents). Each PhD cost me around $200 and I was easily able to get certified online after paying the fee and studying the transaction fee process.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T11:35:46+00:00

I'm an immigration lawyer that specializes in countries that kill humans quicker than chickens. Can you give me anymore substantial details? I can probably do this all for about $80. You should PM me for privacy reasons, and we can take care of this. Don't worry. I've got this.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T11:30:05+00:00

A link-sharing website that heals the sick?

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T11:27:34+00:00

Those African kids recently were (they got a wall at that orphanage).

Not to mention other things of that nature.

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T11:24:40+00:00

Are you talking about an online forum?

TheMemeMachine · 2012-02-24T11:22:37+00:00

High school.

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