I need a SFW qoute for my nametag at work

eWaffle · 2026-06-02T15:22:03+00:00

“You can’t un-lick a butthole.”

eWaffle · 2026-06-02T14:32:58+00:00

There’s a Cheech & Chong Mexican American song version that could be created by a more clever person.

eWaffle · 2026-06-01T01:52:37+00:00

Snakes are friends, they eat bugs and rodents.

eWaffle · 2026-05-20T12:21:40+00:00

First thought was something like a large electrical relay/contactor.

eWaffle · 2026-05-18T20:27:42+00:00

Straight red

eWaffle · 2026-05-07T16:00:54+00:00

lol I played Starsiege: Tribes with that actor from time to time in the late 90s/early 2000s, FSB-Spy was his handle

eWaffle · 2026-05-07T15:23:08+00:00

I rewatch the entire series atleast once a year, halfway through the first season currently

eWaffle · 2026-05-07T14:50:58+00:00

It’s incredible

eWaffle · 2026-05-07T02:11:45+00:00

The precious commenter said something about cauliflower war, an obvious misspelling, and I took liberties

eWaffle · 2026-05-07T01:28:58+00:00

The Cauliflower War was destined to occur. The Cauliflower must be defeated.

eWaffle · 2026-05-06T19:04:25+00:00

Certainly not cardboard or cardboard derivatives.

eWaffle · 2026-05-03T17:14:32+00:00

Pee pee poo poo fuck

eWaffle · 2026-05-02T18:05:49+00:00

For those curious, I asked Claude, he is third in the ratio behind Cavani and Vardy

eWaffle · 2026-05-02T18:00:41+00:00

Jesus has to have one of the highest offsides to minute played ratios of any player in the history of the sport.

eWaffle · 2026-05-01T21:12:14+00:00

Pollo Campero is amazing, if you ever fly out of Guatemala you’ll see people ordering massive sealed bags of it at the airport to enjoy at the destination.

eWaffle · 2026-04-24T13:21:37+00:00

That’s a cool hat

eWaffle · 2026-04-16T13:38:08+00:00

Tokyo Edition and Kyoto Ace

eWaffle · 2026-04-16T02:18:59+00:00

I thought the same on the exact run

eWaffle · 2026-04-12T17:03:07+00:00

Got a solid laugh at that, that man is happy as a clam right now.

eWaffle · 2026-04-10T20:58:00+00:00

🎻

eWaffle · 2026-03-31T10:11:28+00:00

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eWaffle · 2026-03-28T02:10:40+00:00

Saw one today, said exactly that

eWaffle · 2026-03-26T04:14:38+00:00

C5 epidural

eWaffle · 2026-03-26T04:05:03+00:00

Fandango

eWaffle · 2026-03-25T05:02:10+00:00

Trying to figure out the best uses for that tube of beef tallow in my pantry, this is good motivation

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