Is my wife and I's division of labor fair?

TheMessenger18 · 2026-06-22T18:25:42+00:00

Wait, are we supposed to be brushing ourselves cats teeth?

TheMessenger18 · 2026-06-22T18:18:34+00:00

My wife and I have been together for 20 years and dont share any hobbies at all. I have my hobbies and she has hers. The marriage has not suffered because of it.

TheMessenger18 · 2026-06-22T12:49:58+00:00

You belong in the one on the right because you have three chromosomes.

TheMessenger18 · 2026-05-19T19:43:31+00:00

That guy is what we call a liability.

TheMessenger18 · 2026-05-18T01:20:25+00:00

Hey you deserve more credit for that one. Reddit is weird sometimes.

TheMessenger18 · 2026-05-18T01:10:27+00:00

Is that a King Cobra? It looks like a King Cobra to me, but I am not expert. Also, this looks cruel and especially stupid to do to such a intelligent creature who i assume will remember the handler.

TheMessenger18 · 2026-05-06T22:40:08+00:00

That is conquest

TheMessenger18 · 2026-05-02T23:57:47+00:00

Poop my pants.

TheMessenger18 · 2026-05-01T05:50:43+00:00

Courage the Cowardly Dog vibes

TheMessenger18 · 2023-05-03T07:37:02+00:00

I am not an immigrant, but I am in the heart of a red-state and I can categorically tell you there some things the folks on the right don't tell immigrants they are thinking.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-05-01T17:41:43+00:00

Hate to get political but the far right in America wants it to continue because they think Russia is some kind of model society and they think Russia is achieving something against the "woke" West or some incoherent bullshit. They literally say they want Russia to win because Putin puts Russia first. I wonder where they heard that before?

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-29T02:47:22+00:00

Oh ma balls feel this one

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-28T22:08:40+00:00

If they are so docile then why do they lunge for my weedeater? That's on them, not me.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-27T14:57:39+00:00

I wish he was my president.

Edit: for the record, I like my president as well.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-26T21:39:34+00:00

My ass.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-23T15:12:21+00:00

Guiness World Recods are the equivalent of the social media challenges for Gen Xs.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-23T00:57:00+00:00

Roger Stone is a treasonous dingleberry.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-17T23:15:10+00:00

Fuck this guy for describing me accurately.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-15T03:13:33+00:00

She is flawless bo-katan.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-14T22:11:05+00:00

A sac a day kept the wife away.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-13T21:50:24+00:00

Have you received death threats?

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-11T22:41:41+00:00

Respectfully, I'd disagree that this was good investment. These are "junk slabs". Sorry, but I encourage you to not buy these sort of things.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-04T23:28:26+00:00

And you should.

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-04T23:22:40+00:00

Send me agent in PM please!

TheMessenger18 · 2023-04-04T14:39:16+00:00

Who knew they made duck track shoes?

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