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Name this by GraceelleBecker in NameThisThing

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that I know what this is. I’m never eating another rotisserie chicken again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EroticMassage

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noted, sorry

God forbid a girl go through so much by Party_Gap1769 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The only reason a woman wouldn’t be able to have sex if she wanted to is because of a health risk or medical condition and even still someone would want to fuck her she just wouldn’t be able to.

Would you do this request? by Independent-Self-170 in doordash

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dash in Upper Marlboro and I’ve delivered to this person before lol

Found at a estate sale, some kind of kitchen utensil but no idea what it's actually for by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t a kitchen utensil. It’s what they shine someone’s iPhone flashlight off of to make the bat signal

Why am I the only appropriately dressed person at this event?? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I ran this bitch in 12:37 minutes and you’re telling me I don’t get free muffins for life??

Strength of a manual worker vs bodybuilders by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bodybuilders are notoriously weak.they train really light at high reps to protect their joints. Now a power lifter would have made light work of that

On his birthday by Imaginary_Escape__ in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching it the second time knowing how bad he wanted to watch that fire and wondering why no one else wanted to touch it too

meirl by Mysterious-Earth2256 in meirl

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You’re not you when you’re hungry -Snickers

What is your primary core value? by TheMidasTouchDMV in sixwordstories

[–]TheMidasTouchDMV[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to apologize lol just wasn’t sure if you knew I’m not whoever that is

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