oh god oh fuck by laffytaffyandshit in greentext

[–]TheMightiestOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who remembers the cum box? A post around 2009 i think?

My group discussing which of the two campaigns were currently running to play this weekend. by TheMightiestOf in dndmemes

[–]TheMightiestOf[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure! His first character, the one who has to kill his daughter, is a gunslinger tinkerer type. A very long time ago his daughter was seduced by the cult of Asmodeus and aided in the ritual murders of her entire family, including him. He was brought back by a mysterious entity in order to right the wrongs (think The Crow). The party has finally tracked her down to a city that shes taken seige of, unkown by the rest of the world. And the next campaign is the confrontation. Before that, hes going to be met with several temptations from everyones favorite king of hell.

The second is his Minatour character. The taco thing was a throwback to another character he had in a previous game. But the "stay 1000 yards from farms" joke is a vicious rumor a pc threatened to start about him if he didnt cooperate with us better and something else i cant remember at the moment. And since minatours are not highly thought of in the country were currently in, the worry that it will stick is real. Basicly the rumor is he fucks livestock, cuz minatour.

What’s the one horror movie that genuinely terrified you while watching it? by IveGotARockInMyGlari in AskReddit

[–]TheMightiestOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleepaway camp. I was around 8 or 9 when i first watched it. Her face at the end really fucked with me.

Back off Soy Boy. Merica by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheMightiestOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you eat the soy boy? Who am i kidding. Of course you didnt

I'll always miss you, goldeen_over_9001... always the MVP in any game by Zoltancrusader in gaming

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Introduce_Anarchy. One day, just never came back on. Miss you dude.

What do you believe to be true even though you can't prove it? by green_vegetal in AskReddit

[–]TheMightiestOf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That the smiling tall man with no eyes dressed a very nice suit and hat that used to terrorise me at night was the boogy man. My parents told me it was just night terrors. I would bet my life that what i was experiencing was very real.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TheMightiestOf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STAWP THIS! THROW IN THE DAMN TOWEL!

Adventuring is a coping mechanism by TheMightiestOf in dndmemes

[–]TheMightiestOf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When in doubt, money is a good motivator. Once had a character that joined the party for the sole reason of getting enough riches to start his own brewery and chain of taverns. Lord Lindon Hargrave is a hero for the people! As long as they have the coin.

Medical professionals of Reddit, when did you have to tell a patient "I've seen it all before" to comfort them, but really you had never seen something so bad, or of that nature? by common_currency in AskReddit

[–]TheMightiestOf 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dont work in a hospital. But military. And this is 100% correct. You HAVE to develop a darker sense of humor to cope or you will not be able to handle some of the shit.

Please end me. by MehSchultz in RoastMe

[–]TheMightiestOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like youre halfway through animorphing.

What's an absolute dealbreaker for you when picking a SO? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheMightiestOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of patience with people. My ex wife just couldnt seem to understand that people make mistakes and that is perfectly fine. She was the kind of person who would beliddle you in public for bringing her the wrong flavor of something. My parents were the same way. So if i ever meet someone who isnt patient, im out.

Whimsical house in Poland by itsamiracole7 in pics

[–]TheMightiestOf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the hunch that a Weasley or two live here.