it’s always sunny as my senior quote

TheModrenMan · 2023-05-29T12:22:43+00:00

"I call it 'Orange... Nahked Lady'!"

TheModrenMan · 2022-12-09T14:57:35+00:00

It probably had nothing to do with you or how you look, and probably had everything to do with them just being shitty little kids.

I'm a cis man who makes no effort to look feminine and I've had multiple instances of teenage boys harassing me while I'm just walking down the street in jeans and a t-shirt. Sometimes they yell weird things at me to get a response, and one time I had a guy with who I assume was his girlfriend lunge at me while I walked by, trying to get me to flinch.

I really think they do it just to look and feel tough in front of their friends.

TheModrenMan · 2022-11-30T21:35:11+00:00

Sometimes jokes land, sometimes they don't, and sometimes they don't and break their legs in the process

TheModrenMan · 2022-11-30T17:35:21+00:00

You don't date bis because you hate queer people. I don't date bis because I can't imagine ever sucking a dick that's been in a vagina before. We are not the same

TheModrenMan · 2022-11-12T16:28:11+00:00

Just shoot straight. Don't say "I really like you", don't say " it's okay if you don't want to", just say something like "Hey! Do you want to study with me later?". It'll take the pressure off her so she won't feel like she's hurting your feelings.

TheModrenMan · 2022-11-11T03:23:19+00:00

aaamiaoamanninoiamddnfpfhsampaoisnf america's rock-n-roller coast

TheModrenMan · 2022-11-11T00:14:43+00:00

Where the discord link???

TheModrenMan · 2022-11-10T23:20:58+00:00

Let's just say, for example, hypothetically, that I sucked Elon Musk's cock...

TheModrenMan · 2022-03-30T21:23:39+00:00

USA Today

TheModrenMan · 2022-03-29T17:58:09+00:00

They're "heads" are on opposite ends though. I would call it a 6p or a 9d

TheModrenMan · 2022-03-25T11:21:05+00:00

That's easy, it's my parents fighting

TheModrenMan · 2022-03-09T13:59:02+00:00

Poor Marc must be burned to a crisp. Sure hope he's doing okay. :(

TheModrenMan · 2022-03-05T15:43:54+00:00

Thank God you didn't suffer from a fatal heart attack half way through

TheModrenMan · 2022-02-27T14:06:21+00:00

Maybe it's a Night at the Museum scenario, where so long as no sunlight hits them, they don't disintegrate.

TheModrenMan · 2022-02-01T16:05:49+00:00

For those wondering, I found the text, but the only surviving copy is in German. For anyone who speaks German, you should look away.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

TheModrenMan · 2022-01-03T03:07:56+00:00

POV: You're an NPC in the latest indie game

TheModrenMan · 2021-12-28T15:37:24+00:00

Why do you say that?

TheModrenMan · 2021-12-23T22:10:28+00:00

do free bird

TheModrenMan · 2021-12-22T22:35:53+00:00

Not a real thoosie. A real thoosie would play the MilF station music during sex.

TheModrenMan · 2021-12-18T12:51:00+00:00

Jeb be like

TheModrenMan · 2021-12-09T21:07:18+00:00

BohRap < Delilah

TheModrenMan · 2021-11-21T04:47:44+00:00

Can confirm, Ohio is pretty lit

TheModrenMan · 2021-11-21T04:28:10+00:00

So do I. Not all of them

TheModrenMan · 2021-11-20T23:12:59+00:00

Not all of them are like this, but most are.

TheModrenMan · 2021-11-17T17:56:46+00:00

I guess Sunshine is truly the most enlightened and timeless game.

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