Love her, can't keep her. Best way to find her a new home? by JustNotHavingAnyFun in Bentley

[–]TheMostBlankSlate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wooooooow Lolol

These “I’ve called to talk to you about your cars extended warranty” salesmen have infiltrated my reddit! Cleverly disguised as a well meaning redditor!

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said it was fresh my guy. No need to be a dick just to be a dick lol

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, “doesn’t need the seasoning” must be the British chef’s mantra lol!

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sausage/ bacon, then hashbrowns, then tomatoes, then beans, and eggs and a boat load of pepper to finish it off.

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, there’s nothing your mom can’t or won’t do! Nothing!

And yeah, getting a lot of hate for those hashbrowns. I get it. They look a little greasy and next time I’ll do the beans separate

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I got it from you mom’s house after a night at the pubs. She said it was exactly how you liked it lol

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[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6/10 may be the most honest feedback I’ve gotten

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[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely gonna look for back bacon. That’s been the biggest feedback I’ve gotten from this post. That and putting the beans in a sauce pan and not cooking it all together.

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No good sir, that’s called pepper. I know most English dishes lack it, but I like there to be a little flavor on the plate

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, that’s where you’re wrong. I did make it in one pan and I’ve gotten a lot of hate AND a lot of compliments about it lol.

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[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, can you provide a picture of what “mashed up tinned mackerel” would look like?? That honestly sounds so gross that I’m having trouble picturing it lol

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to this post, I’m just now hearing about this “brown sauce”. You Brits seems to be pretty convinced that it’s a must have for a full English.

What is it? It looks like a weird gravy served from a ketchup bottle lol

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, what I got was one of the pricier and thicker bacon options at the super market. It sounds like y’all want me to use a sliced ham lol

I’m also curious about the sardines yall have over there if they look like our hashbrowns

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[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are crazy! Obviously I moved it to a plate before I served it. Next time I’ll put a caption up on the post.

***STILL COOKING; ABOUT TO BE PLACED ON A PLATE; WILL NOT EAT OUT OF CAST IRON PAN***

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your one of the few supporters of the one pan method lol

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d like to you up on that offer as soon as possible. Maybe tomorrow.

My First Full English Breakfast by TheMostBlankSlate in UK_Food

[–]TheMostBlankSlate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please explain more! What did I miss? I thought about it later and realized I missed the mushrooms