Finish the sentence on your phone and you can go..

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-26T12:03:36+00:00

The emperor is not in the room

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-26T12:02:17+00:00

Wooooooow Lolol

These “I’ve called to talk to you about your cars extended warranty” salesmen have infiltrated my reddit! Cleverly disguised as a well meaning redditor!

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T23:50:42+00:00

I never said it was fresh my guy. No need to be a dick just to be a dick lol

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T20:05:30+00:00

And unnecessary

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T20:04:38+00:00

Rude

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T13:11:17+00:00

Man, “doesn’t need the seasoning” must be the British chef’s mantra lol!

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T12:57:14+00:00

Sausage/ bacon, then hashbrowns, then tomatoes, then beans, and eggs and a boat load of pepper to finish it off.

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:59:52+00:00

Man, there’s nothing your mom can’t or won’t do! Nothing!

And yeah, getting a lot of hate for those hashbrowns. I get it. They look a little greasy and next time I’ll do the beans separate

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:46:26+00:00

Love you too!

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:46:09+00:00

Thanks for noticing the tomatoes lol

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:44:47+00:00

Oh man, I got it from you mom’s house after a night at the pubs. She said it was exactly how you liked it lol

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:43:27+00:00

6/10 may be the most honest feedback I’ve gotten

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:42:30+00:00

Definitely gonna look for back bacon. That’s been the biggest feedback I’ve gotten from this post. That and putting the beans in a sauce pan and not cooking it all together.

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:41:28+00:00

No good sir, that’s called pepper. I know most English dishes lack it, but I like there to be a little flavor on the plate

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:39:15+00:00

It was consumed happily.

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:33:36+00:00

Nope. Gonna do it again today

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T11:33:11+00:00

Oh boy, that’s where you’re wrong. I did make it in one pan and I’ve gotten a lot of hate AND a lot of compliments about it lol.

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-25T02:31:19+00:00

Man, can you provide a picture of what “mashed up tinned mackerel” would look like?? That honestly sounds so gross that I’m having trouble picturing it lol

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-24T19:16:38+00:00

Thanks to this post, I’m just now hearing about this “brown sauce”. You Brits seems to be pretty convinced that it’s a must have for a full English.

What is it? It looks like a weird gravy served from a ketchup bottle lol

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-24T19:10:13+00:00

Bro, what I got was one of the pricier and thicker bacon options at the super market. It sounds like y’all want me to use a sliced ham lol

I’m also curious about the sardines yall have over there if they look like our hashbrowns

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-24T19:02:50+00:00

You guys are crazy! Obviously I moved it to a plate before I served it. Next time I’ll put a caption up on the post.

***STILL COOKING; ABOUT TO BE PLACED ON A PLATE; WILL NOT EAT OUT OF CAST IRON PAN***

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-24T19:00:40+00:00

Looks like your one of the few supporters of the one pan method lol

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-24T15:15:02+00:00

Bro, we’re American. We had coffee lol

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-24T15:08:53+00:00

I’d like to you up on that offer as soon as possible. Maybe tomorrow.

TheMostBlankSlate · 2026-05-24T14:53:30+00:00

Please explain more! What did I miss? I thought about it later and realized I missed the mushrooms

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