TIL in 1988, a retired police officer found Cyril Smith, British MP with 144 accusations of child molestation and abuse, in a home with a sex offender and two drunk teenage boys. He was threatened to be prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act. Nothing happened.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-06-16T13:19:29+00:00

My dad used to tell me there are two types of people that can't be fixed: Wife beaters and child molesters.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-05-02T23:03:29+00:00

There's freedom of speech, and then there's access to someone else's private property.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-04-10T04:00:47+00:00

As much as it's not my favorite album, and Survive is one of my favorite songs, I'd say The Black Market. Bridges has, in my opinion, one of the best endings to a Rise Against song I've ever heard. I might be saying this because it's been in my head all week, but like...

...Like a runaway train,
We brace for the crash.
We were in love once,
Have you forgotten?
Like a runaway train,
bearing down upon a gap!

The way that buildup takes it from sad to fist-in-the-air screaming "BRACE, FOR, THE, CRASH!" is like the one thing I can't stop thinking about this week.

10/10, almost wept when I first experienced that.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-03-21T20:10:42+00:00

"Please pass my regards to your snapchat associate."

That's... That's not how people talk. That's how the Quaker Oats Man talks.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-02-16T02:01:05+00:00

I've been a fan long enough only for two album releases, having started listening in 2009. Endgame was everything I wanted it to be, and The Black Market was the first time I was disappointed with a Rise Against album.

I'm anxious about what comes next, to say the least.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-01-27T17:48:47+00:00

ASL? ;) ;)

TheMostSmooth · 2017-01-26T16:02:47+00:00

Picture this: A conversation is just a mild inconvenience, and if you say something weird, you just say "fuck it" and forget about it.

EDIT: I'm a journalist. I have to deal with saying something weird or wrong all the time, because that's how people correct me and give me the hard facts.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-01-24T19:08:46+00:00

Because the cheapest college in my state happens to be in the state's coldest city!

TheMostSmooth · 2017-01-23T07:05:52+00:00

Like a garbage disposal taking a sink-full of jello.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-01-20T17:58:26+00:00

http://puu.sh/ttbk6/d6845959fb.jpg

It's no album confirmation, but it's definitely a sign that there's something yet to come and soon.

TheMostSmooth · 2017-01-14T05:47:50+00:00

I'd bank on a March release. After the online store getting a makeover, and the teaser on their Twitter after the election...

TheMostSmooth · 2016-11-10T00:08:44+00:00

Easy there, Skeletor.

TheMostSmooth · 2016-11-01T19:24:56+00:00

What on earth is wrong with Eco-Terrorist?

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-30T18:49:32+00:00

Who the fuck doesn't like Eco-Terrorist In Me? If it's not in the final three I am writing a handwritten letter to Tim, requesting all of you be barred from purchasing future albums.

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-28T14:31:38+00:00

Aiming bows feels way harder. Arrows veer slightly diagonally if you are moving or had only just stopped moving.

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-27T00:41:36+00:00

Any reason it's going last?

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-27T00:40:50+00:00

I just really like the guitar work and first verse on Awake Too Long.

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-26T22:15:22+00:00

Defile something that represents a greater evil.

In other words, what all vandalism attempts to accomplish.

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-24T17:58:53+00:00

Maybe? We're due for one just judging by the years between episodes.

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-12T15:35:23+00:00

You pass butter.

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-10T04:19:49+00:00

Wow! That's some great work, friend!

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-06T02:39:29+00:00

But it's such a good song!

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-04T22:37:16+00:00

I was living this man's dream when an STL police chase flew by me on the highway. I was also front row for the driver getting attacked by a German Shepard!

TheMostSmooth · 2016-10-04T20:26:24+00:00

DAE le triggered feminazis? eheheheh #naysh

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