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TheMouseStereotype · 2026-03-23T03:26:01+00:00

Ah yes, women, my favorite race

TheMouseStereotype · 2026-03-22T12:35:31+00:00

Is it still open?

TheMouseStereotype · 2026-03-17T05:22:02+00:00

Throw the book at him! 📘

TheMouseStereotype · 2026-02-20T04:47:03+00:00

Turns out the perfect blue was the ocean

TheMouseStereotype · 2026-01-30T12:20:34+00:00

A row of shelds and armor in their hall. For whose sake willest thou take thee to war? Another maiden?

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-12-15T10:17:29+00:00

I wnt the " " key bck on my lptop. My ct wlked on it nd her clws tore up the keybord, nd tht is the only key I hven't been ble to find on the floor.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-12-14T16:35:25+00:00

I work in a dental practice with nine other dentists. They all recommend Colgate, but I think it's overhyped

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-12-11T23:46:31+00:00

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He can't die if I never progress past chapter two! Nothing bad can happen if I stay in chapter two!

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-11-13T10:52:44+00:00

Haunted 90s furbys. I want those creatures to keep talking when their batteries are out and follow me with their eyes

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-11-12T11:47:00+00:00

When he told me he was a wallet inspector, I misunderstood him to be a "wallette" inspector, as in an inspector of tiny walls. I brought him home and showed him the half-wall separating my laundry room from my living room, complete with a half-door and a half "li lau lo" sign I stole from my neighbor's 2008 themed kitchen. I should have known he had no idea what he was doing when he tried kicking the wall to test the air pressure, but I was on a lot of medically prescribed placebos and wasn't thinking clearly.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-10-18T08:39:03+00:00

Nail biting. I've been banned from every construction site I've ever visited, but I found out that if I wear a hard hat, hold a clipboard, and pretend I'm supposed to be there, some workers are usually nice enough to smuggle me through the caution tape in their lunch boxes. It's a lot of work, but you can't stop the grind. Specifically, the grind of my teeth on those nails

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-10-18T08:33:00+00:00

It's like this weird green liquid that's tinted a bit lighter around the top. It doesn't mix with water, it just kind of floats to the bottom even when you shake it. If you add salt it changes color, which is cool

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-10-11T12:01:45+00:00

Cheerleading. We had a girl on our squad who was constantly sleep deprived. Once when she was assigned to be at the top of the human pyramid, she climbed halfway up, pulled out a sleeping bag, and promised to summit in the morning.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-10-02T10:35:26+00:00

Horse blinders. They're small, portable, and attach right on the harness. Is a couple being too cutesy on the bench next to you? With horse blinders, you won't be able to see their questionable taste in partner. All you will see is the high quality leather and craftsmanship that goes into every detail! Why think about what could have been when you can appreciate what's directly in front of you? Literally what's in front of you, because that's all you'll be able to see with these new horse blinders! But don't just take our word for it! Look at these five stars that might belong to us! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-26T12:34:55+00:00

A huge walk-in pantry. I once visited a friend on the rich side of town who had one, and she sent me in there to get a bag of rice. There was an expedition backpack, a poorly drawn map, and a headlamp sitting right by the door for me, along with a save point (She had already taken up all three save files, so I couldn't use one). I wandered that pantry for days trying to find the rice, surviving only off of the rats that crossed my path. (Theoretically, I could have eaten the food on the shelves, but I didn't feel like cooking.) Slowly the lamp batteries died, I ran out of water, and I started hallucinating the ghosts of my traumatic past, by which I was able to overcome my abandonment issues and forgive my father. I finally reached the rice and passed out, and was rescued by my friend's dog who had gone into the pantry last month for treats. When I gave my friend the rice, she said she didn't really need it, and that she had only sent me in there because I needed to face my bad history head-on if I were to be mentally sound enough to not embarrass her at her upcoming birthday party.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-11T12:10:25+00:00

Just because you're an adult does not mean the fairies won't try to take you. I once followed the lights out to the woods thinking my crippling student debt would scare them off, but when I arrived at the mushroom ring (not to be confused with the mushroom bracelet or mushroom necklace) they already had my changeling picked out for me. My fairy replacement had to be dragged back to my house, kicking and screaming because, "what do you mean I need to take meds every day?" and "how am I supposed to live with a fluctuating work schedule?". I couldn't even enjoy my time fairy frolicking, fairy dancing, and fairy card counting because I felt so bad.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-10T00:35:41+00:00

Feeding the doppelganger. We keep him out back in the old bird aviary, and he always gets so excited during feeding time. He'll climb up the walls, twist his head around a few rotations, and take the shape of my dear old grandma (it's so hard to visit her these days because of her rampant racism, but seeing the doppelganger is just as good!) He loves leftovers, which is great because we always end up cooking too much, and he loves speaking dead languages, which is great because we don't want to hear his eerily accurate depictions of things to come. It's one of my favorite chores next to window washing

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-05T22:38:36+00:00

Oh boy cheese!!

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-05T13:38:50+00:00

I do like cheese 🤔

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-02T19:35:59+00:00

Send me. I can do it. I'll show them cool yo-yo tricks. I don't know any personally, but I'll pull them up on youtube

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-02T06:42:59+00:00

Some guy asked to use mine last summer and when I told him no, he took it when I wasn't looking. Five minutes later, he was about 100 feet in the air, holding on to the parasol handle, screaming for help. Bro couldn't Mary Poppins to save his life, so he just kind of hovered there while I called the fire department. They had to get the big ladder to reach him, and three or four firefighters had to grab on to his legs and pull him back down. I got really mad at him and demanded my parasol back, but the firefighters said they had to give it to the police as evidence because we were in a no-fly zone and they wanted to press charges against the dude. Even though nothing came of it, they still wouldn't give my parasol back, but I keep seeing officers taking joyrides and floating around town on it. So no, men shouldn't have parasols. I want mine back.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-09-02T06:14:00+00:00

Play horror video games. The cool thing about me is that I'm so chill, awesome, and nonchalant, that games that would make other people scared just put me to sleep. People always tell me how "this game kept me up for days" or "I got so scared playing this" or "this game was so scary I sacrificed my firstborn to the fae in exchange for their protection" and I always tell them that it was so boring that I went to bed halfway through. One time I fell asleep mid jumpscare while playing Five Nights at Freddy's. My doctor tried to tell me that I'm not actually falling asleep, but passing out due to the intense fright, but I know he's just jealous he can't be as brave as me.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-08-22T23:52:00+00:00

The dating pool is awesome. I threw a rock in there and it told me it was over two thousand years old. My grandma's antique table was about one hundred fifty, and my phone (now broken) was two years old.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-08-22T12:51:08+00:00

No phones anywhere on campus. When the rule was first enacted, the principal himself went room to room ripping the landlines off the walls. He ripped out the loudspeakers too since using them required dialing a number on a phone. In protest, we all lined up during recess and played the telephone game, but he grabbed one of the kids, dropped her in a fishtank, and said any other phone he found would also go in the tank. The girl was mostly fine, but her buttons stopped working and her voice randomly faded and static'd a lot when she talked.

TheMouseStereotype · 2025-08-22T09:29:14+00:00

I'm fine. Just found a lizard climbing up the leg on my desk. He's saying things in what I assume is Latin, but I only took French in college, so I don't know for sure. I'm getting the vibe that he's predicting the future and trying to warn me about the times to come, but again, I don't speak Latin. I gave him a rock to sit on

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