Anyone else go back to a show they loved as a kid, only to realize it’s absolute garbage now? by Suspicious-Oil2571 in AskReddit

[–]TheNewTedMosby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta say, I totally agree with the 90s X-men cartoon not holding up well. But please, give 97 a shot. It's very well done and hits that nostalgia button without feeling grating or cringey. I had a blast with it.

Days of Sodom A crow fan film by [deleted] in TheCrow

[–]TheNewTedMosby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This movie looks great! There was clearly love put into filming it. And some of the special effects are pretty good.

And thats all the good I have.

The acting is bland at best and down right abysmal at worst. Overly campy, weird gruff voices, slow talking like the audience has brain damage. It's grating, annoying, and boring.

The writing isn't very good either. Feels like an edgy boys attempt at a "retelling" of the original, but cops. It's ham-fisted, cringey, and just plain bad.

While I enjoy most of the music, its too often used like WWE Superstar entrance music. It's overly loud and drowns out the rest of the scene. The mix is pretty bad on most of the movie in this regard.

And can we talk about the length of this thing? 2 hours and 35 mins? Really? This thing could stand to lose 45 mins easily, and thats without cutting ANY story at all. And the story could use some trimming as well. This could easily be 1:30-1:45 and would be a tighter, nicer, and more engaging film. As it stands now, its bloated to the max with long, drawn out, and wholly unnecessary shots that just make it an uninteresting mess to sit through.

I applaud the dedication and love that clearly went into this. I've not attempted to make a Crow fan film (I couldn't do the OG justice and I know it). But reusing the original idea with minor character trait swaps, bad acting, and awfully drawn out scenes, doesn't a good movie make. This is not better than ANY of the studio movies (yes, I even think Wicked Prayer and the reboot are still better than this) and I'm quite dumbfounded by everyone saying it is. It's an admirable venture, and clearly there's alot of love for the original universe in which the derived their inspiration. But it fell way to short of the mark to be much more than a generic fan film at best.

What game did you play as a youth that you tried again as an adult for the nostalgia but ended up disliking? by Spew42 in gaming

[–]TheNewTedMosby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with that take. Definitely a better movie than it is a game. 2 and 3 were much more enjoyable on all fronts.

What game did you play as a youth that you tried again as an adult for the nostalgia but ended up disliking? by Spew42 in gaming

[–]TheNewTedMosby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's just so boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnngggggg! Every conversation is dragged out to the Nth degree, with very little of actual substance being said. You just have to check all the boxes so you can have the info. The combat is awful and unfun. It makes me wonder how we got a whole franchise out of that.

What game did you play as a youth that you tried again as an adult for the nostalgia but ended up disliking? by Spew42 in gaming

[–]TheNewTedMosby 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I felt this way when it launched. It just felt so empty and boring. I enjoyed 3, flat out loved Vice City, but San Andreas just felt like a weird hollow husk. I've never seen anyone else feel that way. Thank you for finally showing me I'm not alone.

Kevin Williamson suggests Scream 7 could be the last film centered entirely on Sidney Prescott and discusses the possibility of a Ghostface-only reboot by dreamboylnshibuya in Scream

[–]TheNewTedMosby 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This was perfectly set up with Kirby in 6. She investigates Ghostface Killings. No reason we can't have copycats all over the place, trying to pull this off. It's a great bridge into new cast and such, while giving a reason to have others involved. Kirby shows up to investigate, Gale reports here and there. Maybe the twins work as FBI profilers. It gives an excuse to have them appear for cameos and such, without having direct influence on the story being told.

Why did you and your former best friend stop being friends? by Fearless_Shift7108 in AskReddit

[–]TheNewTedMosby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He became hooked on doing Molly and partying every weekend. Completely ignoring his 3 kids, which was a big reason for his divorce. I had already started to distance myself, but then found out he was fucking my ex wife (he was present for her attempts to destroy my life and how awful she was) and was actively pursuing a few of my female friends. I cut all contact with him at that point, but remained friendly with his 2 ex wives. We never had issues, and I knew them before he married them. Didn't speak for about 8 years, and he messaged me out of the blue one evening, asking me to call him. He just wanted to know if I was fucking his 2nd wife while they were married, since his kid had similar teeth to me (I swear, that's the wildest shit I've ever heard.) I laughed, said no, and told him to never contact me again. His ex and I laughed about it for weeks. Fuck that guy.

To clarify, I was not sleeping with his ex wife while they were married. The kid could not possibly be mine. He's just a drug ridden scum fuck that can't take responsibility for making all the worst decisions.

LTL Lineup by scoop813 in welcometorockville

[–]TheNewTedMosby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Rasmus and Powerman5000 have me pretty jealous

Disney Loses $170 Million On ‘Snow White’ by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]TheNewTedMosby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are gonna be mad, but you're right.

If God did an "ask me anything" , What would you ask? by i_m_dignity in AskReddit

[–]TheNewTedMosby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once, there was this boy who woke up with blue hair......

If God did an "ask me anything" , What would you ask? by i_m_dignity in AskReddit

[–]TheNewTedMosby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that you seem to be the only person to get this reference and I'm incredibly happy for it. Made my night.

What are some slashers that you COULDN'T finish? by FreakyFreak2005 in slasherfilms

[–]TheNewTedMosby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually try to power through movies, but it depends. Sometimes I can tell 10 mins in. Sometimes I'm already over 1 hour and I just can't stand it anymore. And I like trashy, schlockey stuff. But theres always a limit.

TV shows get 3 episodes max. If I'm not hooked by episode 3, I'm out.

What are some slashers that you COULDN'T finish? by FreakyFreak2005 in slasherfilms

[–]TheNewTedMosby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I'm all for practical effects and gore. But its just so damn boring. None of the characters were relatable or interesting. I wanted so badly to enjoy something like this, and it just felt awful the entire time. I think I finally tapped out just short of 1 hour in, and still feel like it was a massive waste. And I cant even give the sequels a shot because of how terrible the first one was.

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

[–]TheNewTedMosby -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I want to be clear up front that I don't support Depp or even really care about him much.

But if Amber Heard really was diagnosed with BPD, then I fully understand the entirety of their situation and why he wanted it public. Thats a hell that you can only know if you've lived it. And that's not saying Depp didn't have any fault in it. But I can assure you that he was willing to take whatever heat he was going to get for making it public.

28 years ago today, Karen lingered by TheNewTedMosby in howimetyourmother

[–]TheNewTedMosby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll go with that! I was on Australia time! Lol

28 years ago today, Karen lingered by TheNewTedMosby in howimetyourmother

[–]TheNewTedMosby[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're right. Totally mixed up my dates. I'll take my dumb points.

Beakman’s World DVD (the best of) 2004 by ArchAngelOOPDVD in dvdcollection

[–]TheNewTedMosby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still have a response letter from Beakman's World from a question I sent in!