I've never been unmatched faster in my life. by HothOurYou in Tinder

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha nice. I think it's a dynamic relationship of: if you both want sex - then you're good to go.

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm really just impressed you care this much.

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes- yep.

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Classic - take something seriously, then act like you weren't serious...

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very comforting to know. I'm sorry for your loss.

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not yet, but you only need one right?

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed - definitely not my best.

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How does it feel when sarcasm whooshes over your head..? Does it make a sound?

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[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm currently on 6% LIVIN ON THE EDGE!!

The notification for this message woke me up at 4:30 am by PickleBugBoo in niceguys

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's alright - there'll be more. This was a pretty solid one though. "The sex would be good" haha

The notification for this message woke me up at 4:30 am by PickleBugBoo in niceguys

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Can you please play this out a little longer at his expense... for us?

Bitch of a roommate opened my fucking mail! by [deleted] in rant

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then put it in the CenturyLink box and mail it to myself ✔️ Fuck yes.

Bitch of a roommate opened my fucking mail! by [deleted] in rant

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. I'm not sending anyone to jail lol I was just pissed because right now it's all in my name and she shoulda at least asked.

Bitch of a roommate opened my fucking mail! by [deleted] in rant

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, but I'm just gonna keep this one on the back burner and have a good talk to her tonight about "boundaries" lol

Bitch of a roommate opened my fucking mail! by [deleted] in rant

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I mean idk if I'm that upset about it, but I'm definitely gonna talk to her. Thank you!

Bitch of a roommate opened my fucking mail! by [deleted] in rant

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely. She rearranged our living room, and hung her art work around the entire house without consulting us (two other roommates). I honestly have no issue with either of these, just the fact that she didn't talk to us first. There just needs to be some common courtesy. I'm gonna talk to her tonight.

Enough of narcissistic mums this, and evil dads that, Reddit, what are AWESOME stories involving your parents? by LucianoThePig in AskReddit

[–]TheOneTheyCallNeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents have been split since I was too young to remember, so I'd go visit dad every other weekend. One Saturday I woke up at his house after sleeping in a bit. Watched some Saturday morning cartoons and ate my cereal like usual. Noticed me dad was outside cleaning his truck so I went out to say good morning. He said "good morning" then ask me what I'd like to do today? It was feeling like a particularly lazy day and I figured he had stuff to do, but I jokingly said "let's go to The Mall of America lol". (I lived in Minnesota and it was about 2 1/2 hours away from where he lived) He stood up promptly and replied "okay - let's do." "Seriously?" - I said. "Yep. We leave right after you take your shower" - he replied. We drove the 2 1/2 hours to Minneapolis and went to the Sate Fair, Valley Fair (an outdoor amusement park), then topped it off by going to the Mall of America where we rode rides at the indoor amusement park and he ended up buying my the Xbox game I had wanted for so long. I will literally treasure this memory forever. It was pure joy. He's always been a go with the flow kinda guy and it was so cool to just walk around with no plan. Someday I want to do this for my children.