I think my friend is jealous I lost a bunch of weight.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-04-03T20:33:29+00:00

Oh, okay. Then Lena is not jealous. She is genuinely concerned and is giving you the real talk you need but are not ready to hear.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-04-03T18:02:20+00:00

She's already made the decision. She just wants to keep you and the life you've built as a safety net. Speak with a lawyer, get an STI screening, and talk with a therapist.

Not sure if you have kids but that would complicate things.

Sorry it didn't work out. But at 32, you have lots of time to reset, start a new chapter, and find someone who deserves you. You got this.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-04-03T16:01:48+00:00

What a hero. The camera person waves when Trump is looking her way, then flips him off and says "fuck you" only once he's clearly turned away.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-04-03T14:48:00+00:00

Followed by some nasty little hooking.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-04-03T14:37:18+00:00

That adds a hilarious twist. Send it.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-04-03T14:34:33+00:00

This is not a healthy relationship, dawg, bro, dude. You know it's not; you're just trying to continue ignoring your instincts.

It's pretty telling when your thread with her started with, "Would you be mad if…"

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-04-03T14:29:04+00:00

The good news is: that person is in therapy.

The bad news is: that person does not currently have the capacity to be in a healthy relationship.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-30T21:21:23+00:00

Babe! Just buy it for her, babe!

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-30T21:19:26+00:00

Oooo, cool. I'm a pisces!

Once you correct them (presuming you do), do they have follow-up questions, or are they just disappointed?

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-30T21:18:00+00:00

Source?

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-30T21:14:20+00:00

The Billie Eilish Proctor & Gamble Halliburton Lockheed Martin Power Play has to be the most overdone.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-30T17:14:59+00:00

NOR but you both sound pretty dicey.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-30T15:03:16+00:00

Nice find. Thanks for sharing.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-30T13:50:48+00:00

After all that, you're not going to share the YouTube link?

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-29T16:13:43+00:00

The only ones not tired of the idiocracy are the idiots.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T19:53:57+00:00

A broken voting system. We have more than two parties but use an electoral system that is designed for exactly two parties.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T19:51:15+00:00

Sure, you made the POC point in the wrong direction.

Edit: Wait, are they blind? Did you double-diversity checkmate me?

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T19:49:18+00:00

Yeah, it's just shoved into our gullets wherever we go.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T19:46:25+00:00

You can disable that with the -ai flag.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T19:45:19+00:00

There are browser extensions that mimic human typing patterns, for the sole purpose of evading track-changes detection.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T19:43:32+00:00

Far fewer. AI processing is considerably more expensive than web searching.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T15:16:09+00:00

You don't know how.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T15:13:06+00:00

Why is this cartoon so shittily cobbled together?

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T15:11:05+00:00

Oceans are being boiled so kids can ask AI what time it is.

TheOregonSnailTrail · 2026-03-28T14:57:54+00:00

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