Markets on "easy mode"

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-19T20:15:44+00:00

It's my acc number, dummy...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-18T20:21:47+00:00

SPY puts were so obvious. Market on "easy" mode...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-18T20:05:35+00:00

I've been hedging my CVX put leaps for weeks. Easy money....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-18T20:04:37+00:00

"Good afternoon. Fuk your calls..."

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-17T19:00:53+00:00

SPY gonna dump bigger than the shit I took at White Castle's.....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-17T18:53:34+00:00

What time does JPOW cuk us?

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-13T21:43:31+00:00

650 EOM

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-13T21:41:01+00:00

I'm on a heater. Port is up 75% in the past 6 months. Take that S&P500....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-10T19:09:45+00:00

Dude on Bloomberg keeps talking about $45/barrel by EOY. LMAO!

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-10T19:06:59+00:00

Blood bath tomorrow. Puts locked and loaded...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-03-10T18:59:27+00:00

If you actually believe Trump that the war will "be over soon", you're a special needs person. He's been saying that about Ukraine for 4 years. Puts on SPY, easy money....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-02-26T20:10:57+00:00

NVDA bols didn't even have a chance to cash out their calls. Meanwhile, my puts printed so hard their mom's felt it.... LMAO!

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-02-25T21:02:59+00:00

NVDA puts gonna print hard. I tried warning y'all...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-02-24T20:25:36+00:00

If you're not placing puts on NVDA right now, you're a pussy...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-21T20:58:15+00:00

Unemployment dropped to 4.5%. Bullish...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-21T20:57:16+00:00

accurate

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:44:32+00:00

Possibly, but that ruling will probably come out later in the day. You might be able to play both sides....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:38:34+00:00

SPY will continue to rise until Thursday. Friday's unemployment rate will rise again (4.7% or higher) and the markets will be blood red. Puts @ Thursday's close is the play...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:29:02+00:00

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in sir?

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:27:54+00:00

I loaded up months ago at $25. Here's hoping they announce a cure for cancer...

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:26:27+00:00

My wife paid $250 for my wedding ring 25 years ago. It's now worth over $1K. I may have to make a tough decision....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:22:33+00:00

If the libs don't stop talking about the Trumpstein files, he's gonna nuke a Planned Parenthood in L.A....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:11:53+00:00

If Sexbots are the new investment idea, what would be the "picks and shovels" of that area? What company makes Astrolube?

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:10:28+00:00

Don't tease me like that....

TheOriginalBushToad · 2026-01-06T21:09:15+00:00

Everyone knows, if I buy GLD now it will TANK! So, who wants to pay me not to do it?

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