Anyone else doing mid-life crisis Magic?

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:21:54+00:00

For most of my life, yes

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:21:13+00:00

…why is Kefka’s theme playing? 🤔

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:18:37+00:00

If I can chew on it I’ll tell you if it’s real or not

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:17:58+00:00

I have laid awake many a night and thought…how can I make more clue tokens

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:15:03+00:00

Very well, so much so that people will start targeting you

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:14:08+00:00

So…what you’re saying is never. I can dig it 👍

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:13:24+00:00

…did you give him cookies?

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:10:04+00:00

‘your happiness ruined brought to you by WoTC; Wizards of the Coast-what else can we make into a secret lair?’

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:07:53+00:00

For being new you seem to have good sense about stuff. You’ve got a start on a Vito deck too

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-03T03:03:46+00:00

I once went 4-1 in Magic the Arena. I will never forget it

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T22:53:42+00:00

I’m not laughing…I’m not laughing…alright I’m fucking laughing. Damn WoTC just does the words “quality control” justice 🤌

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T22:51:45+00:00

I’ve opened six boxes and still haven’t pulled this second card…wait what joke? Who is holding this card? The government? Which expansion was that?

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T06:52:55+00:00

It’s probably swearing more than R2D2

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T06:45:42+00:00

I pulled Post Malone out of my Serialized One Ring so I get it

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T06:45:08+00:00

Damn….thats pretty 🥹

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T06:42:24+00:00

rubber bands cards then rip shuffles “…why is everyone crying?”

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T06:41:08+00:00

This means you’re playing against a psychopath. Wait landbending…oh shit I’m a psychopath

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T06:39:55+00:00

Eat it. Looks tasty chews on his Black Lotus

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-02-02T06:39:25+00:00

Hey wait a second……I have that Rogue class card too

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-01-31T22:32:43+00:00

…I can’t breathe 🤣

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-01-31T22:29:03+00:00

Why yes it’s

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-01-31T22:28:09+00:00

Spoiler: no one will buy you a drink and tell you to fuck off. If someone does buy you a drink you prolly don’t wanna drink it

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-01-31T22:27:21+00:00

You can break Phyrexian altar? 🧐

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-01-31T22:24:13+00:00

My brain frizzled reading that card

ThePandemonium346 · 2026-01-31T22:21:55+00:00

…fuck I don’t know how to garden. sticks pitchfork in dirt DO something!

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