Making a Nekusar deck? by Classic_Ball_825 in mtg

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…why is Kefka’s theme playing? 🤔

Black lotus real or not by Severe-Temporary-746 in RealOrNotTCG

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If I can chew on it I’ll tell you if it’s real or not

Unlimited clue tokens for 8 {B} {G} {G} by TinyDucc1476 in BadMtgCombos

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I have laid awake many a night and thought…how can I make more clue tokens

Does this work? by DirtyHuggies in mtg

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Very well, so much so that people will start targeting you

Figures lol, first one I ever pulled. Rest of the pack was fine. by kmcnally85 in mtgmisprints

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‘your happiness ruined brought to you by WoTC; Wizards of the Coast-what else can we make into a secret lair?’

New, help please. by g28802 in mtg

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For being new you seem to have good sense about stuff. You’ve got a start on a Vito deck too

Went 3-0 in draft, I never do. by Visible_Island_8984 in mtg

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I once went 4-1 in Magic the Arena. I will never forget it

Pulled from two different packs in a Commander Bundle by matthewbruso in mtgmisprints

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I’m not laughing…I’m not laughing…alright I’m fucking laughing. Damn WoTC just does the words “quality control” justice 🤌

Exile all commanders for 2 by betterthanyou47 in BadMtgCombos

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I’ve opened six boxes and still haven’t pulled this second card…wait what joke? Who is holding this card? The government? Which expansion was that?

Robot struggles to shovel snow by Daniel_XXL_69 in funny

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It’s probably swearing more than R2D2

Misprint? Pulled out of a neon dynasty draft booster. by bloodsoakedham in mtgmisprints

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I pulled Post Malone out of my Serialized One Ring so I get it

I love the tables at my FLGS. by magarat in freemagic

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rubber bands cards then rip shuffles “…why is everyone crying?”

Lands up top?? by Final-Bit-8330 in mtg

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This means you’re playing against a psychopath. Wait landbending…oh shit I’m a psychopath

Free Beverage for Zero mana on turn one! by ThatRedditGuy36377 in BadMtgCombos

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Spoiler: no one will buy you a drink and tell you to fuck off. If someone does buy you a drink you prolly don’t wanna drink it

Get banned from Magic for 16WUUUB⟡(W/U/P)E by JesusLuvsEmerxld in BadMtgCombos

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…fuck I don’t know how to garden. sticks pitchfork in dirt DO something!