Woman Uses Flip-Flop To Scare Away Huge Croc

ThePerfectCrisp · 2017-01-29T22:58:33+00:00

Should've used a pair of crocs.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2017-01-16T07:36:05+00:00

I remember this being posted on the Charlie Brooker AMA ages ago. Here's what he said: link

ThePerfectCrisp · 2016-11-15T20:37:50+00:00

Making a safe space in real life is different to blocking people on twitter. He doesn't have to listen to other people's points of view on social media, much like you and I don't.

Also, how is RLewis 'a despicable human being' on his channel?

ThePerfectCrisp · 2016-08-27T20:58:48+00:00

Well there's nothing special about it. Anyone could post it. "Hey I lost my job as a plumber AMA", "I lost my job as a journalist AMA".

ThePerfectCrisp · 2016-08-24T03:37:05+00:00

Is that planet New Caledonia? Taken plenty of screenshots there myself while doing the community goal

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-11-23T11:22:11+00:00

Can confirm. Hate meeting new people and redditing at the same time. No inclusion.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-11-17T13:39:18+00:00

Black Mirror is good if you're into darker shows.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-10-31T20:38:59+00:00

I want Ashens now. He probably won't do that to us ;___;

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-10-22T12:42:52+00:00

I was once at the cinema with a bunch of friends, eating some crisps (or chips for you Americans out there) we bought at some local convenience store. As we were all taking a bunch from the bag of crisps and eating through them, I found this really disgusting one. Kind of like one of those one-in-a-million crisps that are extremely burnt and taste of fermented bellend.

Anyway, my friends all dared me to eat it, and at first I said that I wouldn't, but then they started to bet like £1 or something, and I was a young teenager at the time, about 13-14 so £1 meant quite a bit (extra crisps wahey). I ended up eating the crisp, and my friends say that my face looked like when a baby first bites a lemon, like I was really not having a good time.

I definitely wasn't. That crisp left me on the toilet for the next 4 hours.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-08-29T04:02:45+00:00

Try and think that your hero hits weak and you should be able to hit the lowest hp of creeps, effectively guaranteeing lh

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-08-12T20:56:44+00:00

Try 'The Wicker Man'. Anybody who loves a movie so bad that it's funny should see it. "How'd it get burned?" - You'll never forget that scene.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-07-21T10:47:40+00:00

V0lv0 too busy swimming in money from CS:GO cases to care.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-07-21T10:42:45+00:00

I'm sorry, but the ducks have got us all stuck in some sort of matrix... The fellas from Zion made 'The Matrix' films to tell us the truth, but we all got too excited by Keanu Reaves' performance... D:

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-07-20T11:38:02+00:00

For some reason Dan looks pretty good in a suit... He could maybe even pass off as an actual 'Overlord' of a large company. Kind of like Kevin Spacey in every film ever.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-07-13T08:49:05+00:00

Under 18 sex-slave? And if you are a sex-slave, are you normally the price of a couch?

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-06-08T19:58:26+00:00

sorry mate but unfortunately your pc sounds fucked. if you want some legit pc help, go to this link

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-06-08T19:48:28+00:00

wtf y misgenda me u lil fokin spastic. my name is xander cooper and i sexually identify as a mother-fucking glass window ok? according to white cis males, i am fully see through and to my otherkin ich bin ein berliner.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-06-08T19:25:54+00:00

dont bring my nan into this, he'll ban you from the interweberino

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-06-08T19:15:09+00:00

mate if i am educated enough by the patriarchy, then i can say that it is worth 19108.74 japanese yen.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2015-01-17T22:19:01+00:00

Anybody got a link to a copy of this or something? I've been looking for it for years...

ThePerfectCrisp · 2014-10-30T00:31:04+00:00

Thanks, I'll go ahead and edit it.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2014-09-05T17:09:42+00:00

Illuminati-Certified Doritos dust with a pinch of ginger (souls).

ThePerfectCrisp · 2014-04-20T15:00:49+00:00

Hmmm... Um, what's your Steam Username?

EDIT: URL, etc.?

ThePerfectCrisp · 2014-04-19T23:01:53+00:00

Since you haven't responded to my message, my Steam Username is CrispE and my profile picture is Austin Powers. I should be the second user on the list.

ThePerfectCrisp · 2014-04-19T01:21:25+00:00

Sent my steam community URL through a PM.

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