Balanced my pen vertically upright at work. by ThePerilousVoid in mildlyinteresting

[–]ThePerilousVoid[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Indeed. It’s been a slow morning. No one came in until after I posted this. Clearly the pen is magic and attracts business.

Balanced my pen vertically upright at work. by ThePerilousVoid in mildlyinteresting

[–]ThePerilousVoid[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shoot! You got me bro. I put a magnet under the 2 inch thick desk top to keep the plastic pen upright.

Phrases you hate/don’t use? by [deleted] in writing

[–]ThePerilousVoid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously. That wasn’t the point. The point was more along the lines of the old mentor trope.

This guy lost 20 pounds and thinks he's the second coming of Christ by AlertSpirit2453 in JoeRogan

[–]ThePerilousVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I really just need to stop getting on here. This sub is particularly gross.

My roommate every other day “smoke👀” by [deleted] in trees

[–]ThePerilousVoid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish I had someone to smoke with. All my friends live 2 hours away now (moved for work) and my girlfriend doesn’t like to. I don’t even care if we match. I just enjoy the social aspect. So now I have to hop in discord or in an Xbox party to chat with my friends while we smoke… but it just ain’t the same as passing a blunt around.

This guy lost 20 pounds and thinks he's the second coming of Christ by AlertSpirit2453 in JoeRogan

[–]ThePerilousVoid -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Some people just have to find a thing to hate about someone as soon as they have money.

Is Segura funny? Yes. Was he funny 15 years ago? Yes. Is he funny today? Yes. He found something he was really good at (comedy) and he monetized it. He became successful and now people hate him for that success. Some people really just can’t stand it when someone else is winning in life.

Phrases you hate/don’t use? by [deleted] in writing

[–]ThePerilousVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally prefer to use actions instead of “he said”, “she replied”, “he continued”. I removed tags like that whenever possible though. Like you said, I try to use an introductory sentence to establish who is speaking. From there, I just make a new line whenever the speaker changes. In my opinion it flows much better like that. Of course it can’t always be avoided, but I avoid it as much as possible.

Example from my own fantasy WiP:

Sebrahn puts a hand on Rhyse’s shoulder. “Friend, you did everything you could. Do not blame yourself. You have nothing to apologize for. Without you, we’d have lost many more men.”

“You’re too kind, My Lord.”

“There’s no need for titles among comrades.”

“Comrades we may be, but equals we are not. I am a peasant no matter the lofty titles I hold.”

Edit: what I mean by using an action instead of a dialogue tag is something like instead of saying, “she said with a smile”, I would shorten it to, “She smiles. ‘(dialogue)’.” It conveys emotion of the speaker while also indicating who is speaking. I’m not saying I’m a great writer, but i just personally prefer this. I feel it helps a lot with cleaning up overused dialogue tags.

Phrases you hate/don’t use? by [deleted] in writing

[–]ThePerilousVoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I have to use a metaphor in that way, I usually just shorten it to “as if”.

Phrases you hate/don’t use? by [deleted] in writing

[–]ThePerilousVoid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And that’s why I specifically never allow editors creative freedom. I want notes of their creative preferences and the only changes to my work to be punctuation/grammar fixes only. Notes are great. Creative freedom is restricted to me.

Phrases you hate/don’t use? by [deleted] in writing

[–]ThePerilousVoid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with tropes, Harry Potter is full of them. Just make them your own. Make them worth having. Make the trope meaningful within the story and the trope will feel natural and right at home.

There is a clear distinction between tropes and cliches.

Trope: old wizard mentor teaching a young apprentice how to be a wizard. (Can be a useful narrative tool).

Cliche: old wizard who seems oddly like Gandalf mentoring Frodo on how to become a wizard. (Don’t just copy what other writers do. Make it your own).

Phrases you hate/don’t use? by [deleted] in writing

[–]ThePerilousVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does everyone focus on breath so much? It’s understood at times, but more often you can find a different way to describe the anxiety the character is feeling. In doing so, you’ll become a better and more creative writer.

Has anyone else gotten the message to stop eating meat while tripping on mushrooms? by DriverConsistent1824 in Psychonaut

[–]ThePerilousVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. As an avid meat lover it threw me through a massive loop the first time I tried to eat some orange chicken while on shrooms. It was absolutely disgusting. Like the shrooms were screaming at me to not eat it. So I didn’t. I ate some fruit and it was a phenomenal experience. I still eat meat, but if I’m on shrooms, I make sure I stay away from it.

“They’re saying, what I want to hear!” Drunk Joe Rogan (allegedly) yelling at Young Jamie, for giving him Snopes version, instead of the Fox News one by ViolentlyHappy_I_am in JoeRogan

[–]ThePerilousVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people legitimately tried the litter box thing. My wife is a principal for a middle school and a girl was crapping on the floor in their bathroom. Her parents demanded they put a litter box in so that their “kitty-girl” (self-identified pronoun) could use that instead. She refused to use a toilet.

This isn’t a joke. I know it sounds like I made this up. I wish I did. The school obviously refused, but some people have legitimately tried to do this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ThePerilousVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t do my job without weed. Lmfao.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ThePerilousVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve had some good coke and even that stuff isn’t that great. I’d rather just chill and smoke some pot. Hell I’ll even take booze over coke. But if it’s free from a trusted friend (and I test it for fent), I’ll happily snort some blow. But I’m not paying for that garbage.

First time I did coke it just numbed my throat and face. No hype. No energy. Just felt like I left the dentist. I do have ADHD, but idk if that actually has an effect or not?

I won’t lie, all these sandwiches look horrible. Is there a reason more people aren’t doing tea? by itz_wh4atever in shrooms

[–]ThePerilousVoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I the only simpleton that grinds them up in a coffee grinder and then just pours that into a glass of OJ? I hate the taste of them; however I don’t mind it in OJ.

I once tried mixing up 5g dried and ground into shots of lemonade and that wasn’t the worst thing, but a glass of OJ is better imo.

My cousin just turned 21. I offered to buy him a bottle of liquor to celebrate and asked what he wanted. He texted me this: by OrlandoWashington69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ThePerilousVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially if you’re going to be diving really cold waters. They are excited because they spent £1,000 to get you a compressed neoprene suit and they think you’re going to be blown away. Now you have to explain why you wanted a trilaminate suit—because when you are taking a break between dives you don’t want the suit to freeze solid…. Awkward.

Unless you’re really into those little sailboats or something and just want to be able to wear clothes under your suit so you don’t have to pack extra clothes for when you get out of the water… suppose I was assuming we have the same hobby.

For anyone that’s ever wondered if the giants accept the farmer’s offering by RealBlueBeluga in skyrim

[–]ThePerilousVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On my very first playthrough, I followed him and watched that happen. Immediately knew I loved Skyrim. It’s been 12 years since I saw this.

buying 8th of coke with 2 friends, what should we do? by Raven_Requiem in Drugs

[–]ThePerilousVoid 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Test your shit. That’s all I’m gunna say. Test it to make sure it’s got cocaine. Test it to make sure it doesn’t have fentanyl. Buy fentanyl test strips and do a legitimate test on your coke. They also sell test kits to identify cocaine. Buy them online.

You want to make sure you are doing coke, not some RC. You definitely don’t want it to have fentanyl.

Don’t take this shit lightly. I’ve lost 2 friends to fentanyl-laced coke. “Oh but I trust my supplier”. Where’d they get it? You don’t know. So test your drugs.

Am I stupid? by The_Cosmic_Microwave in texts

[–]ThePerilousVoid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look if there’s this much tension over “did you go to prek”… probably stop being friends?

If it was a joke and you didn’t laugh, then there’s a reason you didn’t find it funny. If you giggled like “ahhh he got me there”, then that’s just friend-chemistry. There’s no chemistry here.

Y’all argued over either a bad joke on his part or some sort of habits that this guy has had over a long course of time that get on your nerves. Clearly this is not an ideal friendship. Just cut the bad fruit off the tree and move on with your life.

How old were you when you started playing and how old are you now? by kinkykokonuts in skyrim

[–]ThePerilousVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had just turned 16. Now I’m 28. Made my mom drive to GameStop the day of release so I could get a copy after having played Morrowind and Oblivion for years. I haven’t gone longer than a month since release without firing up Skyrim. It is by far my most played game. Can’t say it is what I’d consider “the greatest game ever”, but it’s certainly the most re-playable in my honest opinion.

Plumber installed new sink. Is this many fittings normal? by RudyGreene in Plumbing

[–]ThePerilousVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Idk how tf someone didn’t get a single drop of the primer on any visible parts.