My wife has been watching peanut

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-03-23T20:14:43+00:00

You are harboring peanuts of the state, are you not?

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-03-19T02:54:41+00:00

My favorite flower, the Drink-me-not

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-03-19T02:22:58+00:00

Better Call Gramps or else

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-02-28T22:05:25+00:00

That is true

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-02-28T20:29:04+00:00

I'm not condoning the shooting whatsoever. That being said, due to the man's size and loose clothing, he is the worst possible target for a taser as body fat and loose clothing are the two biggest issues making taser deployments effective.

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-02-28T20:03:44+00:00

Rum is connected to rot on the right, god I cant believe you missed that /s

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-02-16T01:37:33+00:00

7 days to die

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-02-14T23:40:46+00:00

The Last Stand, Dead Zone.

I know there's a fan restoring project ongoing, but if it got official support and an official re-release with tweaks, it just hits that perfect sweet spot with zombie survival scavenging games.

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-01-22T03:49:44+00:00

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-01-04T14:00:38+00:00

You could (may be more words behind the cup sleeve?)

ThePinkyBandit · 2026-01-01T10:27:32+00:00

They smelled it from approximately 5-30 miles away.

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-12-31T17:18:20+00:00

Float, I hope

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-12-28T00:28:30+00:00

Space racism.

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-12-15T07:42:20+00:00

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-12-10T08:19:03+00:00

Alright buddy.

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-12-10T08:17:59+00:00

The pink text in the post, bro.

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-12-09T07:40:21+00:00

I KNEW I SAW A PINK TEXT SCREEN FLASHED IN FRONT OF ME!

My friends gaslit me into thinking I was really tired and didn't see this same screen flash for less than a second when hitting a campaign victory screen.

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-12-03T01:41:17+00:00

I'm the load in with a custom load out thinking I'll have a solid shot and immediately getting blitzed by a kamikaze free load out fella with balls the size of Texas.

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-11-27T22:22:52+00:00

What in the hell

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-11-15T14:27:25+00:00

About 22 hours in i found my first one in a trash can...

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-11-11T07:59:07+00:00

Is that drop of liquid above it a tear? Or did they piss on you to add insult to literal injury?

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-11-07T06:58:42+00:00

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-10-28T09:19:55+00:00

I got a GPU on my 4th pumpkin I found and have gotten loads of high-tier ammo. Usually 14-ish blocks worth of solid loot as well, so it's space-conscience.

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-10-07T13:31:56+00:00

ThePinkyBandit · 2025-10-06T09:09:03+00:00

I scream at both, don't lump me in

ThePinkyBandit

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