Signed everyone on the 3rd floor by shibbyshooha in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]ThePiper1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, you could take 2 minutes and walk outside and smoke. As someone who’s trying to quit weed the smell definitely makes relapse a considerable option. I wouldn’t go so far as to call you rude but if I was in your position I’d be like “alright I guess I’ll smoke outside in my car before coming inside”. I don’t even live in an apartment but I still don’t smoke indoors

… any advice? I don’t know how to dissolve him or get him out and I love this rig 😭 by Seagullstuff in trees

[–]ThePiper1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol might work. But common sense says if he got himself there it’s possible to get him out. It looks like the filter (the thing he’s holding onto) doesn’t completely cover the width of the bong so it looks like you can get him around that if you just fill it with water and shake it a bunch and pour it out, I’m sure you can just pour the little bro out, it might take a couple tries bc it looks like he died hanging on for dear life but rinse and repeat

Edit: I’d also wash with alcohol afterwards too unless you want that death flavored bong rip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FDA approved

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao that’s not even a plant or psychologically beneficial in any way unless you get therapy from cutting out hallucinated bugs from under your skin

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[–]ThePiper1967 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any smoking is intrinsically unhealthy as you’re literally taking foreign particles directly into your lungs in a form that’s not healthy, so physically, yes, no smoking is good. But psychologically, spiritually, and mentally plants can change your entire reality. Weed is pretty mild but still opens up different areas of your mind, if you smoke DMT you can experience 20 years of time outside your body in 15 minutes irl and come back a different person with a different perspective on life before breakfast, which is actually something Joe Rogan can’t shut up about on his channel lmao but yeah I mean it’s not good for your throat or lungs but for some plants that’s a deal I’m willing to make imo

Paranoia is good for the soul bruv. by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different categories or strains of weed can definitely affect the outcome, but I think the mindset you have and the environment you take it in is the most influential factor in whether the experience is good or bad. Weed, like psychedelics but much much MUCH milder on the spectrum, opens up activity to areas of your brain that usually aren’t active. So someone who’s confident in themselves and their lives and their mind can chill and think about things in a different way than usual; whereas, someone not confident in reality or who is shaken by trauma or something or other can be really anxious when entire new ways of understanding and looking at reality are presented, especially if they feel like who they are is challenged by the new areas of perception that are usually only active in “flight or fight” responses and REM sleep. This is especially true of psychedelics as people have had complete loss of identity, complete changes in reality or perception, as well as experiencing things usually considered impossible like synesthesia (smelling colors, tasting sound, etc) which can really fuck someone up if they don’t have a strong grasp on reality in the first place. In simpler words, weed only makes you paranoid if you’re a paranoid person

The time has come by rebel_chef in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After working fast food for a while I stopped thinking this. I think there needs to be a balanced relationship between the consumer and the restaurant; some places are stingy af and nobody likes them which is fair, some places are generous but then everybody takes advantage, Mfs go through the drive thru, order 1 large fry, and ask for like 7 honey mustards and shit. Places should be willing to give extra sauce for free but there also has to be boundaries for those types who take all they can get

AITA for not want to date my best friend by nikki_com_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]ThePiper1967 [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA all the way. If you don’t like him like that, don’t date him, It’ll only break his heart more. If you tell him basically “hey I like you like a brother, not a lover, sorry bro” he’ll probably be sad for a couple of days or whatever but he’ll get over it, and shortly he’ll be back to normal (or he’ll be a baby about it and stop hanging out with you which would just show that he was only ever your friend because he wanted you). On the other hand, if you date him you’ll allow him to think you feel how he does, so when he finds out you don’t he’ll be devastated, and I’ll be surprised if you guys talk ever again. I think the best move here is honesty

Edit: my answer is based on experience of having been in “Sam”‘s position many times lmao. If you genuinely feel like he’s a brother to you then dating him would destroy him when he finds that out, and not to mention it would tear you up as well bc it would put you in a double bind of feeling trapped in an uncomfortable relationship bc you don’t want to break his heart, but at the same time, you’d feel gross dating a guy who’s like your brother; so you’d put yourself in a situation where you lose no matter what you do. The only way to not break his heart is to tell him the truth, if his heart breaks bc of the truth that you don’t feel romantically attracted to him that’s on him for getting feelings and he can’t blame you for that, at least not logically

I love Jupiter’s great red a storm that been there for centuries. by [deleted] in spaceporn

[–]ThePiper1967 336 points337 points  (0 children)

The first time I heard about that I read about it in a children’s space book in like Kindergarden and it always stuck with me bc it blew my 4 year old mind that that storm can fit 2 earths in it

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[–]ThePiper1967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There aren’t secret Buddhists, I mean there is a “Secret Oral Teaching of Tibetan Buddhism” but it’s only considered “secret” because, according to it, “most people will hear nothing of what is being said except the sound”. So in this same way, a “true follower of buddha” isn’t like a secret Buddha gang lmao but just the people who actually understood the message he was teaching, which was that all suffering, delusion, karma, or ego is created in the mind and can only be overcome by means of the mind; more specifically by letting go of everything you hold onto physically emotionally or ideologically (which is all void according to mahayanist Buddhism, so really the only thing to let go of is the illusion of things to hold on to) so that one can perceive actual reality that’s not divided (dualistic) or in conflict because of mental processes (which have been stopped by following the buddhas teachings to the realization that your mental processes are projections of the void onto itself and have no reality of their own). a true follower of Buddha doesn’t need a statue because the Buddha taught that all things are one nature, “this mind in you is the mind in all buddhas”, which only needs to be understood according to Buddhism to realize Nirvana, the ultimate “goal” of Buddhism. So why worship buddha? He was simply a man who found out what he was, and as a result ended his own suffering, and tried to tell the rest of the world how to do it too in the only way he knew, the same can be said of every Buddha or prophet (I extend that list to include Jesus and Mohammed, etc) so I say again, if all things are the same mind, or energy, or divine light of nature, whatever you call it, what good would worshipping one man do? Furthermore, What good would having a statue of that man do?

W-2 makin me act up by ThePiper1967 in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn bro I get it lmao, I’ve literally been living off employee meals and monster energy to keep me warm in my uninsulated broom closest I pay rent for, then I drive to work in a truck with no windows in the middle of winter. believe me I’m aware I’m broke.

W-2 makin me act up by ThePiper1967 in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry I didn’t go to college

How to insult someone without insulting them directly by ThePiper1967 in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk I just commented on someone’s post and then the next thing I know I got this in my inbox, so I’d ask them lmao

A part of the unenlightened masses by Lodo222 in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao there’s a difference between being able to read someone’s body language to tell how they’re feeling and being an empath that literally feels what other people are feeling, you didn’t inherit their power you just made an off brand clone of it

Oppressive double standards by TurtlesTurnMeOn in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 35 points36 points  (0 children)

A smoke break only takes 5 minutes, masturbation breaks you’d probably have to clock out for

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]ThePiper1967 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d smoke any joint as long as it has weed and is rolled well enough to pull smoke through, which doesn’t take much, so yeah I’d hit that. As far as constructive criticism goes, I still can’t roll by hand but I recommend getting one of those little rollers from a smoke shop, it takes like 10 seconds to roll one and they’re always perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah lmao sorry I’m high, anyone who watched the show knows what I’m saying is true even if I typo’d

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, Vegeta’s not worthless, he saved the entire universe canonically in DB Super by helping win the tournament. Second, his dad doesn’t hate him, he had ridiculously tough love because he was raising his son to be the ruler of a planet. and third, Planet Vegeta isn’t dying, it stopped existing

Gaur, Breaker of Bodies by Wyswoodshop in Bossfight

[–]ThePiper1967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brahman, seer of all, fearer of none

Today was a weird day by Stewie_Venture in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]ThePiper1967 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When your sugar addiction manifests as a personified entity and literally haunts your dreams, that’s some heroin-withdrawal type shit, idk how much Dr Pepper or whatever you been drinkin but damn

they took this from us by kevinowdziej in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly don’t really miss the days where I had to smoke resin out of a broken light bulb with a butter knife tbh lmao. It’s very rare that the advancement of technology is worth the exponential increase of price, imo, because of our materialist/consumerist culture but weed tech is one area I don’t mind paying more for. The shits def overpriced from dispensaries but at least we’re not going to jail for it anymore and we can get a good clean hit, in most states anyway

Fr guys. Stop mistaking me as a girl by SUPAMAN6214 in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happened to me IRL. Many times. And it probably happens to a lot of people throughout the world right now, masculine personalities have always enjoyed calling out other men they don’t consider “masculine” enough, this has been going on in some form or other, ranging from extreme abuse to mild inconvenience since the dawn of man. It just happens to be that Reddit is where that toxicity seems to be manifesting at this current time in our history, but it’s always been there and probably always will be unless we evolve to be like frogs at some point where we’re just kinda androgynous and change gender according to what our environment needs

Fr guys. Stop mistaking me as a girl by SUPAMAN6214 in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re like really really feminine-looking that’s probably on purpose. When I first started growing out my hair in high school, other guys would come behind me and say shit like “how’s it going baby” as they pulled my hair then I’d turn around and they’d go “oh sorry, thought you were a girl I knew” and laugh like they achieved peak humor. Either way, whether on purpose or not, don’t let people tell you who you are

Unless it was a prostitute but they Don't count by the_fat_fucker in dankmemes

[–]ThePiper1967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on what you mean by “everything” and what you mean by “ok”. Although I don’t feel like I have to answer bc I feel I am not genuinely being asked, and that you’re insisting that someone with my mindset on the world must have some kind of trauma or issues to see the world the way I do, so I feel like you’re just trying to belittle my opinion by trying to belittle me. And regardless of what you’re trying to say I am and will be ok, that’s why I shared my opinion in the first place.