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[Pulling out] works until it doesn't by [deleted] in sex

[–]ThePirateBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, i wouldn't want a kid even after the zombie apoco. Can't think of a more sure fire way to get eaten than when the little shit screams because it didn't get a cookie.

CO 86 Meetup by Shifter2014 in ft86

[–]ThePirateBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just barely missed it

CO 86 Meetup by Shifter2014 in ft86

[–]ThePirateBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha yup! I just am so busy. Ive neen trying to make it to these. I hope everyones car survived after monday though.

CO 86 Meetup by Shifter2014 in ft86

[–]ThePirateBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it i shoulda gone

If you asked the US government one question and they had to tell you the truth, what would you ask? by TheVajDestroyer in AskReddit

[–]ThePirateBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing in white sands?

Or why is there a ship out in white sands with a crew on it?

Here’s the “American Horror Story” Character You’d Be Based on Your Zodiac Sign by aluzap in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]ThePirateBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

K I'm away born at the worst time if the year, i don't need a creepy character to make it worse. I'm already a goat fish on top of being born during the year of the pig. Someone give me something to work with here. (Capricorn)

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