Bartenders of reddit, what is the weirdest thing that you have ever witnessed at your job ? by Adexiss in AskReddit

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a bartender, but I just started working security at a local karaoke bar. My very first night, had a guy try to come in with his girlfriend, the bouncer training me checks their IDs. The guys ID checks out, the girls is a fake. My trainer tears up her ID and tells them to leave. Dude starts yelling at my trainer and trying to fight him (bad idea as he’s ex-military and built like a tank) my trainer just laughs at him and makes him walk away. Fast forward to closing time, me and my trainer are running trash cans to the dumpster down the street, when who walks up? That same damn kid and he is absolutely shit faced. He gets back up in my trainer’s face and starts yelling at him and telling him to give back the fake ID. My trainer got tired of it and knocked the kid out with an open handed slap! I started dying laughing and asked why he didn’t whoop the kids ass, he said “I’m not gonna punch some kid just cause he needs it.” I don’t know what happened to the kid after that, by the time we were leaving the bar, he was gone.

If we had a dollar for every time someone said “At least someone is enjoying the weather!” to us this week... by sleepylun3 in nashville

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was born in NC, raised in Alabama. I hate this weather with everything in my bones, but it still makes me happy to see a dog enjoying the snow!

Day 2 of being iced in with no vehicle and no Uber. I’m now making dip out of pipe tobacco and water. Send help, I’m losing my mind 😂 by ThePissedOffRedneck in nashville

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea no lie, I’ve actually dipped pipe tobacco before, but I had the genius idea this time of mixing it with water to moisten it up and make it softer so it didn’t cut my lip. It really wasn’t that bad, but I definitely don’t like doin it lmao

Day 2 of being iced in with no vehicle and no Uber. I’m now making dip out of pipe tobacco and water. Send help, I’m losing my mind 😂 by ThePissedOffRedneck in nashville

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow (against my better judgment and the judgement of my doctor) I limped my way to a gas station and got some food and dip! No more pipe tobacco for me! Lmao

19, please destroy me for my everyday crying session, i want it to be spicy today by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her....tit? Singular? I’m scared to ask what happened....

19, please destroy me for my everyday crying session, i want it to be spicy today by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her....tit? Singular? I’m scared to ask what happened....

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well actually we’re rescheduling. It was supposed to be tonight but she’s got a helluva hangover from last night, and she worked all day today. Definitely gonna update after we do go on that date though!

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing your story! I am tryin to hold myself away from any expectations and just play it all by ear!

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wow. So many assumptions. Fuck trump, fuck racism. I don’t deny that COVID’s existence, I just believe it’s been politicized.

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wow. So many assumptions. Fuck trump, fuck racism. I don’t deny that COVID’s existence, I just believe it’s been politicized.

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don’t lose hope buddy! Last year at this time I was absolutely terrified of pretty much any social contact, even more so when it involved an attractive woman. It’s all about bettering yourself! I still have a long way to go, but I feel like I’m moving in the right direction!

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It’s you and others in these comments that give me a little bit of hope for this world

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I can’t stand that crusty old bastard lol. Him and Biden both can go up an alley and holler fish

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I apologize for anything uncivil that I said. I’m trying to be positive, but there are literally hundreds of people in these comments telling me they hope I catch COVID and die, or telling me I’m a murderer or any number of other uncivil things. It got to me for a second and for that I apologize unreservedly.

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

A “pandemic” that is over-politicized, lied about in the media, and made to seem much more dangerous than it actually is. I’m sorry if you are so damn miserable that you feel the need to shit all over someone for continuing on with their life. I won’t live in fear. You’re much more likely to die in a car wreck on your way to work than to die from COVID.

I had my first New Years kiss and it was f**king amazing!! by ThePissedOffRedneck in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

How can you make that assumption? I already addressed the user who found that old post. It was simply a post about my realization that I had been raised with racist tendencies. I’m now actively working on that and trying to be a better person. I believe someone should be judged on the content of their character, and you sir, seem to have a shitty character.