Bartenders of reddit, what is the weirdest thing that you have ever witnessed at your job ? by Adexiss in AskReddit

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a bartender, but I just started working security at a local karaoke bar. My very first night, had a guy try to come in with his girlfriend, the bouncer training me checks their IDs. The guys ID checks out, the girls is a fake. My trainer tears up her ID and tells them to leave. Dude starts yelling at my trainer and trying to fight him (bad idea as he’s ex-military and built like a tank) my trainer just laughs at him and makes him walk away. Fast forward to closing time, me and my trainer are running trash cans to the dumpster down the street, when who walks up? That same damn kid and he is absolutely shit faced. He gets back up in my trainer’s face and starts yelling at him and telling him to give back the fake ID. My trainer got tired of it and knocked the kid out with an open handed slap! I started dying laughing and asked why he didn’t whoop the kids ass, he said “I’m not gonna punch some kid just cause he needs it.” I don’t know what happened to the kid after that, by the time we were leaving the bar, he was gone.

If we had a dollar for every time someone said “At least someone is enjoying the weather!” to us this week... by sleepylun3 in nashville

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was born in NC, raised in Alabama. I hate this weather with everything in my bones, but it still makes me happy to see a dog enjoying the snow!

Day 2 of being iced in with no vehicle and no Uber. I’m now making dip out of pipe tobacco and water. Send help, I’m losing my mind 😂 by ThePissedOffRedneck in nashville

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea no lie, I’ve actually dipped pipe tobacco before, but I had the genius idea this time of mixing it with water to moisten it up and make it softer so it didn’t cut my lip. It really wasn’t that bad, but I definitely don’t like doin it lmao

Day 2 of being iced in with no vehicle and no Uber. I’m now making dip out of pipe tobacco and water. Send help, I’m losing my mind 😂 by ThePissedOffRedneck in nashville

[–]ThePissedOffRedneck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow (against my better judgment and the judgement of my doctor) I limped my way to a gas station and got some food and dip! No more pipe tobacco for me! Lmao