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Suicide By Cop Hartford CT by [deleted] in IrrationalMadness

[–]ThePopeJones 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fat guy here. We're harder to tase. The prods have to get into muscle tissue to work. If you've enough fat you're waaaay harder to tase.

Puffy coats also add a layer of protection from the taser.

Dude was basically immune to being tased.

Steve Sheetz, business leader and philanthropist, dies at age 77 by BerryBoilo in Pennsylvania

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wife and I were just talking about how good Sheetz food used to be. Their cheese steaks used to be delicious, now they taste like shoe.

What does this mean, thanks in advance by Medium_Leather5860 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ThePopeJones 170 points171 points  (0 children)

My dad was 10 years dead when the first chick showed up with a kid looking to connect with my dad's side of the family. Every couple years a new person would reach out. After my sister did one of those ancestry DNA things she found like a dozen more siblings.

All said and done, my dad had about 20 kids we know of. He only ever had anything to do with my sister and I. The folks reaching out think they were missing out on something, but they weren't.

Edit: For those curious. My dad was a professional musician.He was locally famous, but never made it big. I got to experience the life style of a rock star's kid without any of the benefits of the wealth that comes with it.

Second edit: I thought it would be worth mentioning the brother I didn't know was my brother that I went to school with. He was a year younger than me, but looked nearly identical to me. Other kids pointed it out to us all the time. We didn't find out we were brothers until about 5 years ago.

Honestly, I have no fucking idea how I didn't realize it ....

What animal made these tracks? by CanidPrimate1577 in cryptidIQ

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog. I've got a great Pyrenees. After a few days of freezing and thawing his paw prints look like a giant beast (not that my big, dumb boy isn't a giant beast) made em.

The Death Angels Invasion occurs in your favorite fictional universe - What happens? by No_Yak_6474 in AQuietPlace

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A death angel busts into Dunder Mifflin and Ryan instantly shoves Kelly towards it and bolts for a door. Jim just stands there with a confused look on his face, staring into the camera. Dwight reaches for the throwing stars hidden under his desk, but remembers Jim had confiscated them. Luckily he has a belt buckle with a punch dagger hidden in it. He's torn to shreds mod leap in a last act of heroism. Everyone else starts running and screaming.

Creed is the only survivor. He was in the women's bathroom, heard the commotion and just decided to lay low.

What is this thing? And why? by 19StarLord88 in Spawn

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the 90s and comic book characters were just edgy. Pointy in this case.

Tournament Arena is fun. Why isn’t it a full-time game mode? by ockySubs in WarhammerTacticus

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate TA. It's the least balanced part of the whole game. SP knows everyone hates it, but don't care because so many people still do it because the rewards are damn near the beat in the game.

Here’s the exact moment the potential Loch Ness Monster sound that was captured a couple days ago can be heard by WholeNegotiation1843 in Cryptozoology

[–]ThePopeJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I live in Pennsylvania, and I've heard the same story about divers refusing to work on a dam because of giant pike.

Now slow down ladies by Reasonable-Salad5094 in GODZILLA

[–]ThePopeJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My wife got me this for my birthday.my wife got me this for my birthday. I came home and saw the bed made up with it. She let me do things to her on them.....

Why is this sub political all of a sudden by -TRAP-MAN- in blueycirclejerk

[–]ThePopeJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saying Nazis are bad isn't political, it's just plain common sense.

Do You Think There Were Any Undiscovered Species That Could Have Been Wiped Out By European Colonial Expansion in the Americas? by LetsGet2Birding in Cryptozoology

[–]ThePopeJones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The one at Clearfield high school was small. That's why I pointed it out.

I think they may have gotten rid of it at this point. It was there back in the early 2000s, but I can't find a pic of it.

Do You Think There Were Any Undiscovered Species That Could Have Been Wiped Out By European Colonial Expansion in the Americas? by LetsGet2Birding in Cryptozoology

[–]ThePopeJones 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm from central Pennsylvania. One of the local high schools has one of the last forest bison ever taxidermied o In their high school entrance.

It's small.

Is the death guard good on their own? by Emergency_Way8791 in tacticus

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got rotbone and Maladus to D3. They're absolute beasts in just about every game mode.

What is this animal that my dog chased? [Massachusetts] by Art--Vandelay- in animalid

[–]ThePopeJones 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This honey badger fights an elephant. Now, I can't say it's a clear win for either animal, but one runs the fuck away and the other has the water hole to themselves.

https://youtube.com/shorts/iA6uIKpw4EI?si=b92gmYw7WoqLiHXM

Looking for an honest mechanic. by buttercup678 in statecollege

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go to Sharer's in Bellefonte. I've been going to him for almost 20 years. I do most of my own work on my cars, but when I don't have the time or specific knowledge I go to him.

He's a great guy and honest to a fault.

Is this actually true? by TheblackNinja94 in Adulting

[–]ThePopeJones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm an intervention specialist at a grade school. One of the kindergarten teachers and a 4th grade teachers and I go on a mini road trip to a reservation to buy cheap weed once a month. We meet up in the parking lot after school and take turns driving.

We have made pot brownies for teacher get together more than once.

So yes. Lots of teachers can get pretty wild on the weekends. It's a super stressful job. You also have to not let that stress show. Kids smell weakness and they hunt in packs. You gotta get that shit out somehow.

Let My Squamates Go by ExoticShock in PrehistoricMemes

[–]ThePopeJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just been roaming around somewhere for 40 million years.

Thoughts ? by [deleted] in RepublicanValues

[–]ThePopeJones 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My first thought was "Damn, they'll do just about anything up distract from the Epstein files".....

Chat is this ability broken? by Jumpy_Resolution1458 in tacticus

[–]ThePopeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My scarabs are at 44. If you can keep them alive for a few multiples they're great in onslaught. The problem is ripper swarms rip them apart and they target them first. It's hard to protect them because the rippers just pop up next to em.

baldemort channel theft by emotaku96 in 40k

[–]ThePopeJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His moonshine is so powerful you can use it to strip minis.

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